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Paedantic Basterd · 08-13-2011, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Ughhh. I guess that's all I can do then.
haha... when I started thinking about how ridiculous the whole situation is, I began laughing hysterically.

Have had those moments. One good one came when I gave the cat a saucer of milk, and told her in explicit detail not to puke it up. Of course she would then commence puking it up (which in and of itself is a hilarious act), and during the cleaning I very nearly added to the pile myself. Cat owner absurdity!

Freebase Dali · 08-13-2011, 01:29 PM

lol... damn cats.

Yea, I made the mistake of getting some wet cloth and trying to clean it off him... big mistake. Just made it stink. Waiting for it to dry, but this is going to be difficult. The poo goes down like his entire back legs, even the short haired part.

I don't even know how he managed to pull that off.

The Batlord · 08-13-2011, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

So I woke up today and noticed these strange brown smudges all over my apartment...

F*cking cat...
I guess last night he went sh*t in his litter box like he always does, but apparently he missed the litter box and shat down the back of his legs. He's a long-haired cat, and now there's cat sh*t tangled up all over his backside.
I can see everywhere he sat down last night.

This is f*cked up.
He's officially ostracized and quarantined until I figure out what to do.

That's what you get for feeding him, sheltering him, showering him with love and affection, taking him to the vet when he's sick, getting him vaccinated to save his life, etc, etc, etc. You selfish bastard!

Paedantic Basterd · 08-13-2011, 01:35 PM

Ah, not big on long haired cats, and that's one of the reasons. Trimming hair around a cat's anus is not my idea of being a pet owner.

Freebase Dali · 08-13-2011, 01:39 PM

Yea, I'm super surprised that he doesn't get sh*t tangled up every time he sh*ts. I don't know how he pulls off that masterful feat. I guess he just didn't feel like expending the effort last night.

Paedantic Basterd · 08-13-2011, 01:41 PM

His cat equivalent to pissing on the seat and his shoes.

The Batlord · 08-13-2011, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian

His cat equivalent to pissing on the seat and his shoes.

Alright, when I get lazy I do sometimes hit the seat, but your shoes? Were you just wavin' it around to see what would happen?

Paedantic Basterd · 08-13-2011, 02:19 PM

I'm assuming the cat was drunk.

Freebase Dali · 08-13-2011, 02:26 PM

Maybe I was drunk and I shat on the cat.

djchameleon · 08-13-2011, 04:27 PM

**** you Verizon for trying to pretend that your company is going broke and seperating the profits of your main division from your wireless division so that you can justify ****ing over the union workers. Now they are striking instead of installing **** for me. I wish I could use another company but they are the only alternate to Time Warner in my area

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08-13-2011, 01:29 PM	#8782 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	lol... damn cats. Yea, I made the mistake of getting some wet cloth and trying to clean it off him... big mistake. Just made it stink. Waiting for it to dry, but this is going to be difficult. The poo goes down like his entire back legs, even the short haired part. I don't even know how he managed to pull that off.

08-13-2011, 01:35 PM	#8784 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	Ah, not big on long haired cats, and that's one of the reasons. Trimming hair around a cat's anus is not my idea of being a pet owner.

08-13-2011, 01:39 PM	#8785 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Yea, I'm super surprised that he doesn't get sht tangled up every time he shts. I don't know how he pulls off that masterful feat. I guess he just didn't feel like expending the effort last night.

08-13-2011, 01:41 PM	#8786 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	His cat equivalent to pissing on the seat and his shoes.

08-13-2011, 02:19 PM	#8788 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	I'm assuming the cat was drunk.

08-13-2011, 02:26 PM	#8789 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Maybe I was drunk and I shat on the cat.