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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 08-12-2011, 01:09 AM   #8771 (permalink)
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i never get sunburnt

because we all here is quite used to the searing heat
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Old 08-12-2011, 06:00 AM   #8772 (permalink)
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I don't get sunburn... mainly because I live in England.
Same. I got sunburned in Cancun though, all my male friends called me Hellboy for a fortnight.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 08-12-2011, 09:15 AM   #8773 (permalink)
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I have now like 15 hair on my back. Black and really long. A year ago there were only three. Not good.
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Old 08-12-2011, 10:55 AM   #8774 (permalink)
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Same. I got sunburned in Cancun though, all my male friends called me Hellboy for a fortnight.
When were you in Cancun? I was in the Riviera Maya just a few weeks ago.
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Old 08-12-2011, 03:52 PM   #8775 (permalink)
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Same. I got sunburned in Cancun though, all my male friends called me Hellboy for a fortnight.
Haha! Hilarious. I totally would have been in on that.
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Old 08-12-2011, 04:18 PM   #8776 (permalink)
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When were you in Cancun? I was in the Riviera Maya just a few weeks ago.
I was in Riviera Maya too! Where were you staying? I flew home on the 12th of July. was that the first time you were there?

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Haha! Hilarious. I totally would have been in on that.
It was tragic, it was actually the sorest thing ever. Shiny face eat yer heart out.
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Old 08-12-2011, 08:14 PM   #8777 (permalink)
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I was in Riviera Maya too! Where were you staying? I flew home on the 12th of July. was that the first time you were there?
The Barcelo Maya, about halfway between Playa del Carmen and Tulum, for the week of July 19. Yeah it was my first time there, I ended up getting a ridiculous sunburn because I forgot to put sunblock on my upper lip.

I had a lot of fun there, but going inland was brutally hot. Don't think I plan on visiting Xichen Itza again.
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Old 08-13-2011, 01:17 PM   #8778 (permalink)
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So I woke up today and noticed these strange brown smudges all over my apartment...

F*cking cat...
I guess last night he went sh*t in his litter box like he always does, but apparently he missed the litter box and shat down the back of his legs. He's a long-haired cat, and now there's cat sh*t tangled up all over his backside.
I can see everywhere he sat down last night.

This is f*cked up.
He's officially ostracized and quarantined until I figure out what to do.
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Old 08-13-2011, 01:19 PM   #8779 (permalink)
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I think you'll have to let his dags dry up, then cut them off his ass with some scissors.
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Old 08-13-2011, 01:21 PM   #8780 (permalink)
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I think you'll have to let his dags dry up, then cut them off his ass with some scissors.
Ughhh. I guess that's all I can do then.
haha... when I started thinking about how ridiculous the whole situation is, I began laughing hysterically.
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