The Bitch Box

LoathsomePete · 08-09-2011, 05:47 PM

Anybody else have those days where you just want to go back in time and kick the living shit out of yourself for something you either did or didn't do? I just found an old friend on Facebook who I haven't seen since like.... 2003 who had a total crush on me back in Middle school/ high school and I didn't reciprocate it because I was more interested in her friend who was dating another guy. She is now so incredibly hot and I'm just left thinking to myself... you really are a fucking idiot when it comes to women. I know hindsight is 20/20 but god damn... good thing I bought a 6-pack and a mickey of whiskey last night.

Howard the Duck · 08-09-2011, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

Anybody else have those days where you just want to go back in time and kick the living shit out of yourself for something you either did or didn't do? I just found an old friend on Facebook who I haven't seen since like.... 2003 who had a total crush on me back in Middle school/ high school and I didn't reciprocate it because I was more interested in her friend who was dating another guy. She is now so incredibly hot and I'm just left thinking to myself... you really are a fucking idiot when it comes to women. I know hindsight is 20/20 but god damn... good thing I bought a 6-pack and a mickey of whiskey last night.

i only really regret not going all out on this bookworm-ish but tall and curvaceous chick in college

Freebase Dali · 08-09-2011, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

Anybody else have those days where you just want to go back in time and kick the living shit out of yourself for something you either did or didn't do? I just found an old friend on Facebook who I haven't seen since like.... 2003 who had a total crush on me back in Middle school/ high school and I didn't reciprocate it because I was more interested in her friend who was dating another guy. She is now so incredibly hot and I'm just left thinking to myself... you really are a fucking idiot when it comes to women. I know hindsight is 20/20 but god damn... good thing I bought a 6-pack and a mickey of whiskey last night.

Eh, don't worry man.
I'm sure much has changed for the both of you, and it probably wouldn't have been the same odds as it was in middle school anyway.

Heh... most of the broads I re-discover from way back when have grown both physically, and physically. Tons 'o kids and hubbies, to boot.

I think I may have dodged quite a few bullets in my day. I like to look at it that way.

LoathsomePete · 08-09-2011, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Eh, don't worry man.
I'm sure much has changed for the both of you, and it probably wouldn't have been the same odds as it was in middle school anyway.

Heh... most of the broads I re-discover from way back when have grown both physically, and physically. Tons 'o kids and hubbies, to boot.

I think I may have dodged quite a few bullets in my day. I like to look at it that way.

Yeah... still her tits are quite reasonably sized.

~~Farfisa~~ · 08-09-2011, 11:51 PM

I FUCKING HATE MAGGOTS.

I can't take out my trash anymore without a fuckload of maggots in and on the trashcan. I grab the handle of one of my trashcans and to my disgust there was a bunch of them ON THE HANDLE. Urghhhh, I can deal with spiders, centipedes, and other creepy crawlies, but no, not maggots.

LoathsomePete · 08-10-2011, 12:01 AM

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I FUCKING HATE MAGGOTS.

I can't take out my trash anymore without a fuckload of maggots in and on the trashcan. I grab the handle of one of my trashcans and to my disgust there was a bunch of them ON THE HANDLE. Urghhhh, I can deal with spiders, centipedes, and other creepy crawlies, but no, not maggots.

Every week when the garbage is picked up you should clean it out with some soap and water, just to clean out all the crap that grows over the week

Howard the Duck · 08-10-2011, 12:36 AM

in lieu of anything better to b(i)tch about, i have too much music to listen to, since the high-speed line was installed

skaltezon · 08-10-2011, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

I FUCKING HATE MAGGOTS.

I can't take out my trash anymore without a fuckload of maggots in and on the trashcan. I grab the handle of one of my trashcans and to my disgust there was a bunch of them ON THE HANDLE. Urghhhh, I can deal with spiders, centipedes, and other creepy crawlies, but no, not maggots.

You're taking your trash out too soon. Give the maggots time to pupate.

The Batlord · 08-10-2011, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

I FUCKING HATE MAGGOTS.

I can't take out my trash anymore without a fuckload of maggots in and on the trashcan. I grab the handle of one of my trashcans and to my disgust there was a bunch of them ON THE HANDLE. Urghhhh, I can deal with spiders, centipedes, and other creepy crawlies, but no, not maggots.

I think you're not seeing the big picture. Now you can have your own Fear Factor at home! Convince one of your jackass friends to eat maggots and put it on Youtube. You lucky dog!

TheBig3 · 08-11-2011, 01:42 PM

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in lieu of anything better to b(i)tch about, i have too much music to listen to, since the high-speed line was installed

I don't want to be that guy, but have you ever considered just not posting something?

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~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	I FUCKING HATE MAGGOTS. I can't take out my trash anymore without a fuckload of maggots in and on the trashcan. I grab the handle of one of my trashcans and to my disgust there was a bunch of them ON THE HANDLE. Urghhhh, I can deal with spiders, centipedes, and other creepy crawlies, but no, not maggots.