The Bitch Box

LoathsomePete · 07-27-2011, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Monkey

Some girl I slept with a few weeks back told a bunch of our mutual friends that I had been too drunk to maintain an erection. While true, I am so ****ing pissed that she would do that. I know that girls (and guys I guess) always talk about this kind of ****, but it's just wrong that she would tell people who I am also friends with. If she were to tell people I have never met, then I couldn't care less, but this is unacceptable. I don't think anyone will think less of me for it (it happens to everyone, right?), but I can't seem to get it out of my head what a ****ing twat she is.

Damn that sucks man, I feel your pain though I had a very similar experience, except replace impotence with "gave me an STD". She told every single one of my friends that I gave her syphilis because of a girl I had dated a few months before who had a reputation of being a slut. The thing is though, she slept with some guy a few days before who I knew for a fact was a manwhore who would fuck anything with another X chromosome so she gave it to me. Sex within groups of friends is kind of like running through a mine field, there's always a chance that you can make it through and everything will be fine, but there's a far greater chance that it will blow up in front of you.

~~Dirty~~ · 07-27-2011, 08:20 PM

The Monkey, that's a raw deal brotha. Like someone else said, tell everyone she was bad in bed and had pooptwat. Sex within a group of friends always complicates things. I started banging and later dating a girl in my group of friends. Things ruled for awhile, then we broke up and split up our group of friends into sides. Luckily she moved away and we are all friends again minus her. It's just a bad idea really, luckily my friends keep their sex lives and our friendship group pretty seperate aside from drunken makeout sessions.

I gotta work at 6AM saturday again. Luckily though not Sunday too so I can go get hammered Saturday night. Hopefully I wont flirt with a beached whale like last weekend. I always go too late because I work til 930 and wanna pregame and relax and shower, and by the time im down there its a sausagefest.

To whoever responded to me and said they worked at Safeway...I feel your pain. Retail customers can be such idiots. At the shoe store I worked at, women would buy dress shoes for weddings, then try to return them and then get mad when we called them out on wearing them. At my job now, we have to ask if customers would like to donate to our literacy program. Some people get really pissed and have smartass comments like "No thank, I can read!" or "Nah, they should have stayed in school." Then they just kinda look at me, like I'm supposed to have a response. It's like, dude just say no thanks and quit waiting for me to respond, this is getting awkward

Kaimon · 07-31-2011, 05:06 AM

I've been up all night and forgot Pottermore opened today.

GOD.

DAMN.

Howard the Duck · 07-31-2011, 07:32 AM

listening to Napalm Death and wished i was in a mosh-pit

don't they ever come here?

noise · 08-01-2011, 07:54 AM

I was out camping this weekend, about 8 miles out, and I slipped on a rock and landed on the tip of my big toe. It was excruciating. It took me twice as long as it should have to wobble 3 miles back to camp. This was on Saturday. Hiked out the remaining 5 miles yesterday morning, then drove 2.5 miles home.

My toe is purple, swollen, and it still hurts more than I would like it to. And this is going to be hell week at work! I work at an apartment complex in a university town, and leases are up this week. We have 15 apartments to turn around today, 13 more on Wednesday. A total of 43 over the next 15 days. Crap.

On a positive note, the camping trip was AMAZING.
(Not my photo, but you get the idea)
http://v4.cache6.c.bigcache.googleap...rect_counter=1

Howard the Duck · 08-01-2011, 08:01 AM

the girl i like from the downstairs office looks haggard today (probably due to stress)

crash_override · 08-02-2011, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noise

I was out camping this weekend, about 8 miles out, and I slipped on a rock and landed on the tip of my big toe. It was excruciating. It took me twice as long as it should have to wobble 3 miles back to camp. This was on Saturday. Hiked out the remaining 5 miles yesterday morning, then drove 2.5 miles home.

My toe is purple, swollen, and it still hurts more than I would like it to. And this is going to be hell week at work! I work at an apartment complex in a university town, and leases are up this week. We have 15 apartments to turn around today, 13 more on Wednesday. A total of 43 over the next 15 days. Crap.

On a positive note, the camping trip was AMAZING.
(Not my photo, but you get the idea)
http://v4.cache6.c.bigcache.googleap...rect_counter=1

That looks absolutely beautiful. Is that Colorado?

How did you hurt you toe that bad? Were you hiking in sandals?

Howard the Duck · 08-02-2011, 12:35 AM

having a vertigo attack

sheyittt!

noise · 08-02-2011, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crash_override

That looks absolutely beautiful. Is that Colorado?

How did you hurt you toe that bad? Were you hiking in sandals?

Yes, it's Colorado. Haynach Lake in Rocky Mountain National Park.

I had boots on, but I slid down into a crack between some rocks and basically landed on the tip of my big toe.

Still hurts

The Batlord · 08-02-2011, 12:49 PM

^With all of your talk about Colorado and your avatar, I'm now picturing you as Paul Bunyan.

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08-01-2011, 07:54 AM	#8685 (permalink)
noise thirsty ears Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Boulder Posts: 742	I was out camping this weekend, about 8 miles out, and I slipped on a rock and landed on the tip of my big toe. It was excruciating. It took me twice as long as it should have to wobble 3 miles back to camp. This was on Saturday. Hiked out the remaining 5 miles yesterday morning, then drove 2.5 miles home. My toe is purple, swollen, and it still hurts more than I would like it to. And this is going to be hell week at work! I work at an apartment complex in a university town, and leases are up this week. We have 15 apartments to turn around today, 13 more on Wednesday. A total of 43 over the next 15 days. Crap. On a positive note, the camping trip was AMAZING. (Not my photo, but you get the idea) http://v4.cache6.c.bigcache.googleap...rect_counter=1 __________________ my flac collection

07-27-2011, 08:20 PM	#8682 (permalink)
~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	The Monkey, that's a raw deal brotha. Like someone else said, tell everyone she was bad in bed and had pooptwat. Sex within a group of friends always complicates things. I started banging and later dating a girl in my group of friends. Things ruled for awhile, then we broke up and split up our group of friends into sides. Luckily she moved away and we are all friends again minus her. It's just a bad idea really, luckily my friends keep their sex lives and our friendship group pretty seperate aside from drunken makeout sessions. I gotta work at 6AM saturday again. Luckily though not Sunday too so I can go get hammered Saturday night. Hopefully I wont flirt with a beached whale like last weekend. I always go too late because I work til 930 and wanna pregame and relax and shower, and by the time im down there its a sausagefest. To whoever responded to me and said they worked at Safeway...I feel your pain. Retail customers can be such idiots. At the shoe store I worked at, women would buy dress shoes for weddings, then try to return them and then get mad when we called them out on wearing them. At my job now, we have to ask if customers would like to donate to our literacy program. Some people get really pissed and have smartass comments like "No thank, I can read!" or "Nah, they should have stayed in school." Then they just kinda look at me, like I'm supposed to have a response. It's like, dude just say no thanks and quit waiting for me to respond, this is getting awkward

07-31-2011, 05:06 AM	#8683 (permalink)
Kaimon Talking Cactus Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Freebirds Posts: 201	I've been up all night and forgot Pottermore opened today. GOD. DAMN.