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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 07-20-2011, 10:19 PM   #8661 (permalink)
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The system about pot I had in college:

Give close friends the benefit of the doubt(I smoke you out now, you do it another time)

Acquaintances have to match me.

Girls I'm interested in smoke for free.
That's how I was. Except when I bought a few ounces and my bum room mate would smoke it while I was at work. I got even for not paying him for 6 months worth of electric bills though. We don't talk anymore.

Good looking girls smoke for free. One time we had a party at my old place, there were probably 35 people there. 4 girls showed up who nobody knew but they were all pretty hott and DTF. I was chatting with one of them in the kitchen and I told her I had a gasmask. She was all excited to hit the gasmask so I went searching for it. I came back 5 minutes later and couldn't find her. 10 minutes later she walks out of my bathroom with one of my room mates behind her. He pulled a thief move and banged this girl while I was finding the gasmask. He didn't wrap up though and she was the type of girl who probably got slammed by half the frats on campus so he most likely has an STD
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Old 07-20-2011, 11:11 PM   #8662 (permalink)
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that reminds me of the time I shared a house with other students at uni

during semester break, i would steal some of the others' food and drinks in the fridge
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 07-23-2011, 07:44 PM   #8663 (permalink)
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I've been in this goddamn hospital for twooo dayss almost straight and I need some ****ing sleep.

at least there's wifi here i guess
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Old 07-24-2011, 12:02 AM   #8664 (permalink)
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I've been in this goddamn hospital for twooo dayss almost straight and I need some ****ing sleep.

at least there's wifi here i guess
What are you doing in the hospital?
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Old 07-24-2011, 04:52 AM   #8665 (permalink)
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I've been in this goddamn hospital for twooo dayss almost straight and I need some ****ing sleep.
At least you have that Amy Winehouse concert to look forward to.
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Old 07-24-2011, 05:03 AM   #8666 (permalink)
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At least you have that Amy Winehouse concert to look forward to.
You mean The Great Amy Winehouse Concert in The Sky?
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Old 07-24-2011, 05:18 AM   #8667 (permalink)
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want to get laid

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Old 07-24-2011, 05:40 AM   #8668 (permalink)
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What are you doing in the hospital?
My boyfriend was in a car accident, so I'm staying in with him to keep him company/do all the dirty work that'd probably embarrass him if the nurses did it. He's not horribly off though, just has a broken leg, but still.


Pretty much lucky it's only a broken leg with that ^

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Old 07-24-2011, 05:52 AM   #8669 (permalink)
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A solid 6/10 joke IMO.
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Old 07-24-2011, 06:00 AM   #8670 (permalink)
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Customers are such retards. Everyday at least a handful of people complain that something rang up for more money than they thought, all because they don't actually read the signs on the labels. It isn't the store's fault if someone grabs a $10 item, then puts it back in the $1 section. We can't control the IQs of our customers.

There's also a lady who routinely complains about cat food prices. They are 3 for $1. So 2 ring up as 33 cents and 1 rings up as 34 cents. And every week this is an issue with her that they aren't all the same price. Ah, elderly people.

I'm just bitchin cause I gotta be in at work so early today.
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