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Why is it that my friends always call me to drink at my place because they have nowhere else to drink?!
I feel like I'm a last resort sometimes. Like, they probably tried other alternatives and were like, "Well, ****, I guess Sara's place is all right to drink at. We have no other options. Wanna call her?"
Why are eBooks so damned expensive? I'm not paying $10 for The Maltese Falcon when it came out 80 years ago! It's practically public domain. There's hardly any manufacturing that goes into making an eBook, no delivery or stocking fees, so why in the name of Jesus' pierced cock are we paying this much?
Oh well, I guess it's a day of slumming around the used bookstores in town where I'll probably get it for a dollar.
Free Info Society has tons of free eBooks. Mostly classic, historical, and informational though.
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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio
Why is it that my friends always call me to drink at my place because they have nowhere else to drink?!
I feel like I'm a last resort sometimes. Like, they probably tried other alternatives and were like, "Well, ****, I guess Sara's place is all right to drink at. We have no other options. Wanna call her?"
If they drink at your place, you get to drink for free (that's how it's supposed to be anyhow).
Why are eBooks so damned expensive? I'm not paying $10 for The Maltese Falcon when it came out 80 years ago! It's practically public domain. There's hardly any manufacturing that goes into making an eBook, no delivery or stocking fees, so why in the name of Jesus' pierced cock are we paying this much?
Oh well, I guess it's a day of slumming around the used bookstores in town where I'll probably get it for a dollar.
Thankfully you have an Internet connection and a brain, so I'm sure you can figure this one out
ARRRRRRRGH! Post-rock encompasses so many bands that sound nothing alike. I'M GOING MAD!
Talk Talk's last two albums are the best of the bunch
for me, anyway
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
I'm filled with an indescribable rage right now. I'm so mad I can't think straight. I actually went outside and walked around for a bit just to try and calm myself down and it didn't work. I don't think I've ever been so angry and hateful in my entire life. What am I so mad about?
Click on the link if you want to find out, but only if you're prepared to face up to the fact that humanity has sunken to lows not even the ancient Romans, in all their murderous decadence, would have found acceptable. This is the absolute most insipid piece of rubbish I've ever seen.
But it's not enough to be an insipid piece of unfunny, absolutely juvenilee dial-up mommy humor tripe, it has 72,128,795 views. SEVENTY TWO MILLION VIEWS. WGHAhgdtb jdgldgbndohiuervgbyufdcyit, my dear Watson. And that's only the beginning.
This is even more stupid, and it has somehow managed to attract 195,806,605 views. That's right. One hundred ninety-five, eight hundred six thousand, six hundred and five views. I've given up on society. I've given up on life.
I can hear your thoughts now, you're saying "But Tim, just because 195 million people watched it doesn't mean they think it was funny." You're wrong. I know people who'd laugh at this. And at least 43,319 people enjoyed it, according to the Like Bar. That's 43,319 more people than should have liked it. All 195,806,605 people who watched that video should have immediately complained, or flagged it, or punched a whole in the sodding computer monitor like I did. There's just no excuse. This shouldn't exist. Who made this and thought it was funny? Why did our society kill John Lennon, Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy and Dr. King but the person who makes this tripe runs free?
I'm so glad we invented the internet. Unlimited access to infinite amounts of information, educational benefits for the underprivileged, the free expression of thoughts and ideas ready to be received, studied and dissected by anyone in the world...
I'm filled with an indescribable rage right now. I'm so mad I can't think straight. I actually went outside and walked around for a bit just to try and calm myself down and it didn't work. I don't think I've ever been so angry and hateful in my entire life. What am I so mad about?
Click on the link if you want to find out, but only if you're prepared to face up to the fact that humanity has sunken to lows not even the ancient Romans, in all their murderous decadence, would have found acceptable. This is the absolute most insipid piece of rubbish I've ever seen.
But it's not enough to be an insipid piece of unfunny, absolutely juvenilee dial-up mommy humor tripe, it has 72,128,795 views. SEVENTY TWO MILLION VIEWS. WGHAhgdtb jdgldgbndohiuervgbyufdcyit, my dear Watson. And that's only the beginning.
This is even more stupid, and it has somehow managed to attract 195,806,605 views. That's right. One hundred ninety-five, eight hundred six thousand, six hundred and five views. I've given up on society. I've given up on life.
I can hear your thoughts now, you're saying "But Tim, just because 195 million people watched it doesn't mean they think it was funny." You're wrong. I know people who'd laugh at this. And at least 43,319 people enjoyed it, according to the Like Bar. That's 43,319 more people than should have liked it. All 195,806,605 people who watched that video should have immediately complained, or flagged it, or punched a whole in the sodding computer monitor like I did. There's just no excuse. This shouldn't exist. Who made this and thought it was funny? Why did our society kill John Lennon, Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy and Dr. King but the person who makes this tripe runs free?
I'm so glad we invented the internet. Unlimited access to infinite amounts of information, educational benefits for the underprivileged, the free expression of thoughts and ideas ready to be received, studied and dissected by anyone in the world...
For future reference, here's a list of things that I don't think are funny.
Chipmunk voices
Farts
Babies
Dane Cook
Indian Accents
Cancer
Talking animals
The same "People of Wal-Mart" email you keep forwarding me
Puns
People getting hit in the groin
Wow man. I thought maybe you were mad at something that actually matters. Thought I was going to see something involving babies being killed. Glad I didn't, though.
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