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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:16 PM   #8571 (permalink)
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He's okay with his sexuality that he can take it up the ass with a strap on

thass why
I guess i'm even better off with my sexuality cause my ass is a one way exit.
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Old 06-09-2011, 05:37 PM   #8572 (permalink)
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I guess i'm even better off with my sexuality cause my ass is a one way exit.
As opposed to a two way exit?
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Old 06-09-2011, 05:48 PM   #8573 (permalink)
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As opposed to a two way exit?
Exactly. You never know how bad a tear is gonna be.
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Old 06-10-2011, 10:14 AM   #8574 (permalink)
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Exactly. You never know how bad a tear is gonna be.
just use some vaseline and you're good to go.
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Old 06-10-2011, 01:14 PM   #8575 (permalink)
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I guess i'm even better off with my sexuality cause my ass is a one way exit.
But that's just inefficient. You could be using it as an exit and an entrance. You only have one and it was free, so get as much use out of it as you can.
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Old 06-12-2011, 12:35 AM   #8576 (permalink)
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Summer of Finland... I really love summer, theres so much good about it, but when you're tired and trying to sleep... ****. I went down to sleep about 02:00am and woke up 07:00am. Currently the sun goes down after midnight, which sucks when you're trying to sleep and theres too bright. Same if you've hangover. Soon it won't go down at all (summer solstice/midnight summer), after that things are slowly getting normal. Including that theres about 30°C warm in my room and sun is shining right to my bed-->i moved down to the floor to sleep. And those ****ing mosquitos!!! They're driving me crazy. They've bitten me everywhere. Yea. Even there. And now all those 3176 bites itches as hell.
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Old 06-21-2011, 12:33 AM   #8577 (permalink)
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just use some vaseline and you're good to go.
but have you tried it yet?
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:31 AM   #8578 (permalink)
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I want to go back to sleep. It's a miserable day and I'd rather just sleep til work.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:37 AM   #8579 (permalink)
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I want to go back to sleep. It's a miserable day and I'd rather just sleep til work.
Its always like that, when you want to sleep you never feel tired, but once your at work you feel as if its all you can do to stay awake. Love your sig btw!
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:58 AM   #8580 (permalink)
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we went to the other company building to take dinner and it's raining and i haven't got any umbrella. none of us with my 5 girl friends did so we are so soaking wet right now. hate it.
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