The Bitch Box

Paedantic Basterd · 05-31-2011, 08:18 PM

Yeah, my car's a junker. If you're going to tailgate me, I'm going to brake hard, destroy your car, and make you pay for both vehicles. I have no sympathy.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 05-31-2011, 08:27 PM

If you tailgate me, I will drive poorly just to piss you off.

ThePhanastasio · 05-31-2011, 08:29 PM

So - just found out that my great-grandmother has skin cancer. No one felt the need to tell me, even though it was diagnosed a month ago. My family is goddamn ridiculous, and I wish they would tell me things.

Paedantic Basterd · 05-31-2011, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

So - just found out that my great-grandmother has skin cancer. No one felt the need to tell me, even though it was diagnosed a month ago. My family is goddamn ridiculous, and I wish they would tell me things.

I'm sorry to hear this. If it's any consolation, I was in the same boat when my uncle contracted prostate cancer. Right up until the day he passed away, nobody had explicitly told me he was ill (though I had figured it out on my own before then).

Howard the Duck · 05-31-2011, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan

If you tailgate me, I will drive poorly just to piss you off.

if I see a car speeding, I'd tailgate it to get extra speed

ThePhanastasio · 05-31-2011, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian

I'm sorry to hear this. If it's any consolation, I was in the same boat when my uncle contracted prostate cancer. Right up until the day he passed away, nobody had explicitly told me he was ill (though I had figured it out on my own before then).

That's kind of how this went. Last I heard (and saw) about a month ago, she had something on her nose, and they thought it was MRSA. And then she's had to wear a bandage on her nose ever since. I was still under the impression that since it was treated, it was just MRSA and healing all this time, which is the same thing my little sister had from cheerleading camp.

It's awful not knowing things. The scariest part is that she's already a cancer survivor, having had ovarian cancer when she was in her late 60s or early 70s (she's 86 now).

Burning Down · 05-31-2011, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by highoctane93

yeah i learned that after the $350 but its a lesson learned =) they should incorporate a lesson or 2 about the different types of idiots u may rearend on the road =D

If you rear-end someone, it's your responsibility.

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife

Tailgating is stupid kids. Don't do it. About 10 tickets later, I feel qualified to preach on this subject...

It's also really pointless.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 05-31-2011, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

if I see a car speeding, I'd tailgate it to get extra speed

I drive like I'm high - 15 miles under the speed limit.

**Janszoon** · 05-31-2011, 10:01 PM

I came back to work today after being away on vacation to discover that one of the clerks at the convenience store next to my office, which I go to every day, had been murdered by a couple robbers with a shotgun while I was away. The guy worked two jobs and had a family and these pricks killed him because he didn't open the register fast enough. This shit just makes me angry. I really hope they catch the fuckers responsible.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-31-2011, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I came back to work today after being away on vacation to discover that one of the clerks at the convenience store next to my office, which I go to every day, had been murdered by a couple robbers with a shotgun while I was away. The guy worked two jobs and had a family and these pricks killed him because he didn't open the register fast enough. This shit just makes me angry. I really hope they catch the fuckers responsible.

That's awful.

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05-31-2011, 08:29 PM	#8493 (permalink)
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Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	Yeah, my car's a junker. If you're going to tailgate me, I'm going to brake hard, destroy your car, and make you pay for both vehicles. I have no sympathy.

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