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TheBig3 · 05-24-2011, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian

Worksafe porn!

Its the O'Douls of pornography.

And the O'Douls of fun.

djchameleon · 05-24-2011, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I agree.
I fully support people voicing their concerns so any misunderstandings can be sorted out.

In response to dj, as far as mods changing his avatar, I don't think he'll have to worry about that anymore. I'm not fully aware of who did what and when, but we are collectively making an effort to be a bit more sensitive when it comes to stuff like this. And dj, in the interest of a related matter, I was the one to put "official post reporter" in your signature a while back. Won't happen again. (And we don't mind people reporting posts. It helps.)

Anyway, if someone has a legitimate issue with anything that we do, I (and, I'm sure, the other mods) would definitely appreciate those issues be first taken up with us so we can possibly sort out any misunderstandings. If people can't trust what we might tell them, then we are definitely doing something wrong.

Thanks, I definitely went about this the wrong way and the others might not want to speak up and for that I apologize.

FETCHER. · 05-24-2011, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma

Really? What's your favourite out of all them and your fave character?

Yeah, I'm really ****ing impressed with them. Definitely favourites. I'd say my favourites were Severus, Dumbledore and Dobby. I like Harry too, but I felt bad for Ron.

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

HEY MODS

If I ever step out of line and I deserve an infraction or banning you're welcome to throw in a "snarky" comment. I really don't care, you guys deserve to have fun.

EDIT: Oh wow, it looks like I'm brown nosing. Shit, I just miss when we had mods like Ethan, Right-Track, Jackhammer, and Urban. They were hilarious.

I've got to agree on your edit. Except where's TheBig3 love? Guy was terrifyingly hilarious. I prefer the old mod team, but it's not like I dislike the new one or anything.

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

I support the ban on The Virgin, in fact I think a week is too short, he should be perma-banned

Amen.

Also DJ, I have two joke infractions and they're the mist formal jokes I've ever received in my life. I could copy+paste if you feel infractions are informal?

~~Farfisa~~ · 05-24-2011, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3

Its the O'Douls of pornography.

And the O'Douls of fun.

Oh my lord, if I put quotes from MB in my signature then I would definitely use this one. My god, I was in stitches!

TheBig3 · 05-24-2011, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Aurora

I've got to agree on your edit. Except where's TheBig3 love? Guy was terrifyingly hilarious. I prefer the old mod team, but it's not like I dislike the new one or anything.

Thanks, lady. You're alright.

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

Oh my lord, if I put quotes from MB in my signature then I would definitely use this one. My god, I was in stitches!

Oh good. Sometimes I think "maybe my sense of humor wasn't made for the internet."

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 05-30-2011, 01:28 AM

I went to the beach today to do some research for work. I wore a new pair of swim trucks. The netting chafed the tip of my penis. It hurts.

Freebase Dali · 05-30-2011, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Conan

I went to the beach today to do some research for work. I wore a new pair of swim trucks. The netting chafed the tip of my penis. It hurts.

You are so uncircumcised.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 05-30-2011, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

You are so uncircumcised.

And proud, too. My penis looks classy.

Also, a bird shat on me today. I was just sitting on the beach, drinking a Coors lite (another bad part about today) and I see something being carried by the wind come towards me. Splat.

Life. Just when you think it's alright, a bird shits
on you and you remember it isn't.

Freebase Dali · 05-30-2011, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Conan

And proud, too. My penis looks classy.

Also, a bird shat on me today. I was just sitting on the beach, drinking a Coors lite (another bad part about today) and I see something being carried by the wind come towards me. Splat.

Life. Just when you think it's alright, a bird shits
on you and you remember it isn't.

I am too. But the organ has outgrown the skin, and I have since been forever exposed to the harsh wilderness of boxers and the insides of jeans when it was laundry day. One could sandpaper my head, without a peep from me.

Also, I'm awaiting my first bird shitting. I've seen it very close up, and it just seems like the kind of thing I don't mind waiting for.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 05-30-2011, 02:02 AM

Misread. I am circumcised. You and me are gonna have issues now, I don't associate with you uncircumcised Gentiles.

Also, just pray that you're lucky and it craps on your leg or something. I got it right in the chest.

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05-30-2011, 01:28 AM	#8446 (permalink)
~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	I went to the beach today to do some research for work. I wore a new pair of swim trucks. The netting chafed the tip of my penis. It hurts.

05-30-2011, 02:02 AM	#8450 (permalink)
~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	Misread. I am circumcised. You and me are gonna have issues now, I don't associate with you uncircumcised Gentiles. Also, just pray that you're lucky and it craps on your leg or something. I got it right in the chest.