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Old 05-11-2011, 07:55 AM   #8341 (permalink)
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dem's de biatches
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:16 AM   #8342 (permalink)
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doing what? I'm a bit curious. I have a few ideas but don't want to jump to conclusions.



Yeah my starting time for my classes were either 9 or 10. I didn't have any classes earlier than that. I also liked taking a night course. It was like 3 hours long but once a week. Shit was cash. I loved taking night courses.



That's when you kick him straight in the balls. Don't let guys get away with that.
nah i just looked at him and walked away. guys are jerks lol
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Old 05-11-2011, 12:37 PM   #8343 (permalink)
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some guys are jerks lol
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Speak up next time a guy does that to you. Yell at him if he's not in range for you to kick him.
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Old 05-11-2011, 12:40 PM   #8344 (permalink)
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I was in the park and I went over to these dudes and chicks who looked cool and said "do any of yous smoke weed?" and showed em my benners and they all went

derp der derp no

so I went "alright" then when I walked off they started laughing at me, the ****s. I was gonna offer to share it round and skin up some joints with them. That's not funny I was extending the olive branch here.

Or the weed stem but same ****ing principle
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Old 05-11-2011, 12:40 PM   #8345 (permalink)
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Speak up next time a guy does that to you. Yell at him if he's not in range for you to kick him.
Or carry a razorblade under your tongue. All you have to do is pull it out and it's over. No one wants to **** with someone who keeps a razorblade in their mouth.
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Old 05-11-2011, 12:43 PM   #8346 (permalink)
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I was in the park and I went over to these dudes and chicks who looked cool and said "do any of yous smoke weed?" and showed em my benners and they all went

derp der derp no

so I went "alright" then when I walked off they started laughing at me, the ****s. I was gonna offer to share it round and skin up some joints with them. That's not funny I was extending the olive branch here.

Or the weed stem but same ****ing principle
Ha Weed isn't as cool as it used to be.

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Or carry a razorblade under your tongue. All you have to do is pull it out and it's over. No one wants to **** with someone who keeps a razorblade in their mouth.
Yeah that would work but she'd probably just end up cutting her own tongue. Pepper Spray or a Taser gun would be more of her speed.
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Yeah that would work but she'd probably just end up cutting her own tongue. Pepper Spray or a Taser gun would be more of her speed.
Sure, but anyone can do that. It takes a real misanthrope to keep a razorblade in their mouth. You don't **** with that kind of ****ed up.
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Old 05-11-2011, 01:28 PM   #8348 (permalink)
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Sure, but anyone can do that. It takes a real misanthrope to keep a razorblade in their mouth. You don't **** with that kind of ****ed up.
you have to be from the block to automatically have the skill to keep a razorblade in your mouth.

Ask Jenny from the block, I bet you she knows how to with ease.
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[QUOTE=djchameleon;1051955]Ha Weed isn't as cool as it used to be.



Cant even get nice weed here! It's all that skunk(green) that smells like cat piss and gives you panic-attacks and rots your fu**ing brain. Give me a nice block of rocky any day.
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Ha Weed isn't as cool as it used to be.



Cant even get nice weed here! It's all that skunk(green) that smells like cat piss and gives you panic-attacks and rots your fu**ing brain. Give me a nice block of rocky any day.
You'll probably have to get a contact from California or Colorado to hook you up.
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