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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility | 26 | 29.89% | |
Sh...Should I? | 31 | 35.63% | |
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05-11-2011, 10:16 AM | #8342 (permalink) | |
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05-11-2011, 12:37 PM | #8343 (permalink) | |
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Speak up next time a guy does that to you. Yell at him if he's not in range for you to kick him.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes. Quote:
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05-11-2011, 12:40 PM | #8344 (permalink) |
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I was in the park and I went over to these dudes and chicks who looked cool and said "do any of yous smoke weed?" and showed em my benners and they all went
derp der derp no so I went "alright" then when I walked off they started laughing at me, the ****s. I was gonna offer to share it round and skin up some joints with them. That's not funny I was extending the olive branch here. Or the weed stem but same ****ing principle |
05-11-2011, 12:40 PM | #8345 (permalink) | |
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Or carry a razorblade under your tongue. All you have to do is pull it out and it's over. No one wants to **** with someone who keeps a razorblade in their mouth.
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05-11-2011, 12:43 PM | #8346 (permalink) | ||
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Yeah that would work but she'd probably just end up cutting her own tongue. Pepper Spray or a Taser gun would be more of her speed.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes. Quote:
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05-11-2011, 12:53 PM | #8347 (permalink) | |
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Sure, but anyone can do that. It takes a real misanthrope to keep a razorblade in their mouth. You don't **** with that kind of ****ed up.
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05-11-2011, 01:28 PM | #8348 (permalink) | ||
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Ask Jenny from the block, I bet you she knows how to with ease.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes. Quote:
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05-11-2011, 03:34 PM | #8349 (permalink) |
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[QUOTE=djchameleon;1051955]Ha Weed isn't as cool as it used to be.
Cant even get nice weed here! It's all that skunk(green) that smells like cat piss and gives you panic-attacks and rots your fu**ing brain. Give me a nice block of rocky any day. |
05-11-2011, 05:52 PM | #8350 (permalink) | |
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You'll probably have to get a contact from California or Colorado to hook you up.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes. Quote:
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