The Bitch Box

~~Stereo Hulk~~ · 03-26-2011, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by crukster

I aint a butler I dont clean toilets dude. If you've got something you need delivered or some stock you're too weak to life, sure, throw me a bone. I do honest work not crap work.

Everytime I see that avatar of yours I just wanna smack my balls against the screen till the pain becomes so intense I lose vision of that stupid ****ing face of yours.

TockTockTock · 03-26-2011, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Stereo Hulk

Everytime I see that avatar of yours I just wanna smack my balls against the screen till the pain becomes so intense I lose vision of that stupid ****ing face of yours.

Well aren't you nice!

MoonlitSunshine · 03-26-2011, 07:47 PM

That, or he knows Crukster and is trolling him, I hadn't quite decided which...

ThePhanastasio · 03-26-2011, 08:22 PM

Lost my corkscrew and have a new bottle of California Moscato I wanted to drink tonight while writing music and playing guitar. Now, I'm sad. I'll have to find a way to get it open.

s_k · 03-27-2011, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

Lost my corkscrew and have a new bottle of California Moscato I wanted to drink tonight while writing music and playing guitar. Now, I'm sad. I'll have to find a way to get it open.

Use your imagination. If that runs out, use violence.

ThePhanastasio · 03-27-2011, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by s_k

Use your imagination. If that runs out, use violence.

I did use violence to open the bottle. I tried to wrap a towel around the base and hit the towel wrapped bottom on the wall so that the wine inside would force the cork out, all to no avail.

So, I don't know if this will ever work again or not, but I used pliers to bend the end of a sharp nail so the very bottom was kind of like a fish hook, then forced it through the middle of the cork until the hooked part was visible underneath the cork...the middle of the nail itself also bent a bit from the ordeal, but it made it through the cork, so that was cool. Then, I used my hands to pull up until the nail had penetrated the bottom of the cork. I then used the pliers again to grab the top of the nail and work the whole thing out.

s_k · 03-27-2011, 05:01 AM

Haha, I would have started with imagination and violence after that, but the other way around seemed to work fine for you. Great method. I wouldn't have thought of it. But then I'm never that desperate for alcohol (I somehow don't drink any when I feel bad, it's the strangest thing. I start drinking when I feel good). I have read your posting in the your day topic so don't worry, not judging you

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djchameleon · 03-27-2011, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

I did use violence to open the bottle. I tried to wrap a towel around the base and hit the towel wrapped bottom on the wall so that the wine inside would force the cork out, all to no avail.

So, I don't know if this will ever work again or not, but I used pliers to bend the end of a sharp nail so the very bottom was kind of like a fish hook, then forced it through the middle of the cork until the hooked part was visible underneath the cork...the middle of the nail itself also bent a bit from the ordeal, but it made it through the cork, so that was cool. Then, I used my hands to pull up until the nail had penetrated the bottom of the cork. I then used the pliers again to grab the top of the nail and work the whole thing out.

yeah that's one alternative and the whole towel hitting it against the wall thing sometimes work but I mean instead of using the wall, they say you should use the a boot or some sort of shoe.

I had that problem trying to open a bottle but I had no pliers. I only found out I had no pliers after I already had the nail in the cork and it was super hard to get it out. I tried using a wire hangar but that didn't work. So I ended up forcing the cork into the bottle by hitting the nail with a shoe to force it into the bottle. I was stuck with nail wine. I know I probably shouldn't have consumed the wine but I didn't care that there was a nail in the wine. I ended up pouring it over into another empty plastic bottle.

Kaimon · 03-28-2011, 03:41 AM

Oh gawwwwwd. I've got freaking DANDRUFF

Not as bad as product buildup....but STILL.

EDIT: Something just fell very loudly and I'm the only one up right now in 1:45 in the morning and I've been watching Ghost Adventures and and oh GOODDDDDD the bad ghosties are going to get me. Bye you people. I'm probably going to wake up dead or something.

/end of scared, sleep deprived ramblings

djchameleon · 03-28-2011, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaimon

Oh gawwwwwd. I've got freaking DANDRUFF

Not as bad as product buildup....but STILL.

EDIT: Something just fell very loudly and I'm the only one up right now in 1:45 in the morning and I've been watching Ghost Adventures and and oh GOODDDDDD the bad ghosties are going to get me. Bye you people. I'm probably going to wake up dead or something.

/end of scared, sleep deprived ramblings

lol cute....

ghosts can't interact with the living so I wouldn't worry too much about dying from ghosts

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03-26-2011, 07:47 PM	#8033 (permalink)
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03-27-2011, 05:01 AM	#8037 (permalink)
s_k Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,206	Haha, I would have started with imagination and violence after that, but the other way around seemed to work fine for you. Great method. I wouldn't have thought of it. But then I'm never that desperate for alcohol (I somehow don't drink any when I feel bad, it's the strangest thing. I start drinking when I feel good). I have read your posting in the your day topic so don't worry, not judging you . __________________ Click here to see my collection

03-28-2011, 03:41 AM	#8039 (permalink)
Kaimon Talking Cactus Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Freebirds Posts: 201	Oh gawwwwwd. I've got freaking DANDRUFF Not as bad as product buildup....but STILL. EDIT: Something just fell very loudly and I'm the only one up right now in 1:45 in the morning and I've been watching Ghost Adventures and and oh GOODDDDDD the bad ghosties are going to get me. Bye you people. I'm probably going to wake up dead or something. /end of scared, sleep deprived ramblings Last edited by Kaimon; 03-28-2011 at 03:47 AM.