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Old 02-23-2011, 09:19 PM   #7691 (permalink)
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say what!? you aren't part of the Triads? I totally thought you were
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Old 02-23-2011, 09:24 PM   #7692 (permalink)
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Mice. I hate the little fuckers. At the end of the day today me and one of my coworkers discovered a disturbing amount of mouse shit on the drip matt thing that that goes under the drying rack in the kitchen. I feel like I need to bleach every dish in the office before I'll feel comfortable ever eating off them again.
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Old 02-23-2011, 09:39 PM   #7693 (permalink)
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Mice. I hate the little fuckers. At the end of the day today me and one of my coworkers discovered a disturbing amount of mouse shit on the drip matt thing that that goes under the drying rack in the kitchen. I feel like I need to bleach every dish in the office before I'll feel comfortable ever eating off them again.
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Old 02-23-2011, 10:29 PM   #7694 (permalink)
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there's racism here as well - the majority are Malays and believe in some sort of racial hierarchy - but most of the racism I get is pretty covert - allusions to me being a loan shark, triadism (Chinese mafia) etc


do you feel like this video is accurate?
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Old 02-23-2011, 11:27 PM   #7695 (permalink)
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say what!? you aren't part of the Triads? I totally thought you were
i'm related to Triad members, when I was young, my family used to go this temple run by my uncle's mother in law, and I was socialising, fraternising, interacting with them weekly

but I'm not a Triad member, not after what happened to my cousin (the same uncle's son) - he fled to East Malaysia after trying to get out of that particular gang (there's some blood oath you take that you can't leave after being exposed to their secrets)

if it pleases you, I swear in Cantonese like a gangsta would

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do you feel like this video is accurate?
ok, just to be extremely blatant, Asian dicks are shorter and the erection is extremely hard, like naugahyde - white dicks are longer and fleshier and has more cushion

me, when I was in Wales, I dated any girls but Asians, just for the multifarious colours of their pubes, labia, clits, etcetera - i love black, white, purple, green, anything - just no Asian girls - it's just exotica

i don't quite agree with some of the statements in that vid, only pop stars are bishonen-ish (feminine) - most are pretty normal Joes
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Old 02-24-2011, 04:00 AM   #7696 (permalink)
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i'm related to Triad members, when I was young, my family used to go this temple run by my uncle's mother in law, and I was socialising, fraternising, interacting with them weekly

but I'm not a Triad member, not after what happened to my cousin (the same uncle's son) - he fled to East Malaysia after trying to get out of that particular gang (there's some blood oath you take that you can't leave after being exposed to their secrets)

if it pleases you, I swear in Cantonese like a gangsta would
I was really joking but that's kind of badass, I have no street cred whatsoever. I'm not associated with any gang, no latin kings, no crips, no bloods. NOTHING. I used to think that I had mob type connections but then the guy that told me I had those connections he was found out to be full of shit


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ok, just to be extremely blatant, Asian dicks are shorter and the erection is extremely hard, like naugahyde - white dicks are longer and fleshier and has more cushion
lol that was the big elephant in the room in that video. I waiting for them to mention dick size but they never got around to it.

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me, when I was in Wales, I dated any girls but Asians, just for the multifarious colours of their pubes, labia, clits, etcetera - i love black, white, purple, green, anything - just no Asian girls - it's just exotica
I think that's why white girls love Asians for the exotic factor. I had yellow fever for awhile but not because of them being exotic. I had it in my head that their vaginas were smaller and tighter but that's not really true. It's varies from girl to girl and depends on her frame as well.

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i don't quite agree with some of the statements in that vid, only pop stars are bishonen-ish (feminine) - most are pretty normal Joes
Yeah, I didn't agree with that when I heard them saying that about the guys. It's mostly just the stars, pop stars and some of the actors.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 02-24-2011, 04:03 AM   #7697 (permalink)
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. I think that's why white girls love Asians for the exotic factor. I had yellow fever for awhile but not because of them being exotic. I had it in my head that their vaginas were smaller and tighter but that's not really true. It's varies from girl to girl and depends on her frame as well.
Dude, all vaginas feel the same. Only tightness or looseness.

It's not like some races have ****roaches and some have octopi down there.
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Old 02-24-2011, 04:19 AM   #7698 (permalink)
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Dude, all vaginas feel the same. Only tightness or looseness.

It's not like some races have ****roaches and some have octopi down there.
I know that now but in the past I swore that asian girls had tighter ones.

part of it boils down to their body frame. all vaginas are not created equal though my friend. There are huuuuuge vaginas and some petite framed vaginas so no, they do NOT all fell the same.
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ok, it just feels like walls of flesh to me all the time
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Dude, all vaginas feel the same. Only tightness or looseness.

It's not like some races have ****roaches and some have octopi down there.
Its bad enough I have roaches in my kitchen and bahroom... NOW MY WOMEN!?
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