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Old 01-07-2011, 05:36 PM   #6941 (permalink)
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I once had a blowjob from a girl who had that thing on her lip I don't know the english word for. It was almost gone and if I'm informed right, I'm safe then. That's all the risk I took, I guess ;D.
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Old 01-07-2011, 05:38 PM   #6942 (permalink)
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I once had a blowjob from a girl who had that thing on her lip I don't know the english word for. It was almost gone and if I'm informed right, I'm safe then. That's all the risk I took, I guess ;D.
A cold sore? That's actually a type of herpes.
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Old 01-07-2011, 05:38 PM   #6943 (permalink)
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I once had a blowjob from a girl who had that thing on her lip I don't know the english word for. It was almost gone and if I'm informed right, I'm safe then. That's all the risk I took, I guess ;D.
A cold sore?
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Old 01-07-2011, 06:01 PM   #6944 (permalink)
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Oh man that's a bummer, huh?
I guess you'll be able to answer that tomorrow.

In the mean-time, let's pray. Do not hold my hand.

Dear God,
we beg you to please not let RezZ have genital herpes, mouth herpes, or any other kind of herpe as I'm not sure how many types of herpes there are nor where they like to hang out, but still, I'm pretty sure they all suck.
But Jesus God Christ, if he does end up having some kind of herpe or more than one herpe and like a huge gathering of herpes with a mosh pit and everything, we'd appreciate it if you made it so he also got some kind of special power, because it would only be fair. Like maybe he can shoot herpe projectiles or something that way he can get revenge on that nasty dirty skank that infected his groin. Well, she already has herpes so maybe he can overdose her or something. Not sure how each herpe works. But if you're going to let him have the herpes, the least you could do is make them cool looking, maybe with some glowing phosphor or little strobe beacons because no one is going to want to hook up with him, so maybe he'll have a chance at a rave or something. It's the least you could do, big-G.
Anyway, if you could arrange that, it'd be pretty cool. RezZ will go to church next Sunday and try out some of that bitchin' Christ blood if you do. So amen dude!
I came to this thread to bitch about something stupid, and this post cheered me up so much I couldn't remember what it was.
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Old 01-07-2011, 06:13 PM   #6945 (permalink)
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A cold sore? That's actually a type of herpes.
Exactly. And that's why I probably should have even been more careful, even though it was mostly over and shouldn't be a problem anymore. Well, everthing went well in the end.
I was 16 then. And even more stupid than I am now
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Old 01-07-2011, 06:31 PM   #6946 (permalink)
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Exactly. And that's why I probably should have even been more careful, even though it was mostly over and shouldn't be a problem anymore. Well, everthing went well in the end.
I was 16 then. And even more stupid than I am now
Sometimes you're just too horny to care. I'd be lying if I said I've never stuck it somewhere I knew it shouldn't have been stuck.
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Old 01-07-2011, 06:44 PM   #6947 (permalink)
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I don't think I ever been horny enough not to care about diseases or pregnancy.
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Old 01-07-2011, 07:19 PM   #6948 (permalink)
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I came to this thread to bitch about something stupid, and this post cheered me up so much I couldn't remember what it was.


Herpes work in mysterious ways.
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Old 01-07-2011, 08:24 PM   #6949 (permalink)
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well to be honest, it's not that mysterious.
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Old 01-07-2011, 08:29 PM   #6950 (permalink)
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congrats rezz id be extremely ****ing happy to hear that if i was you
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