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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 01-06-2011, 07:06 PM   #6911 (permalink)
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Just found out the real slutty girl I was with (only because it took zero effort and im a powerless guy against slut power) has herpes. Now I get to go to the clinic tomorrow and pray. I suppose it could be worse but seriously....wtff
Lesson learned?
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Old 01-06-2011, 07:08 PM   #6912 (permalink)
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He says he's powerless against slut power. So I guess not .
I usually run when I see someone act slutty. I really dislike that kind of behaviour. And I don't mean ****ing around, I mean the slutty way slutty girls can try to seduce you. Doesn't work for me.

I'm the one who talks to the kind of girl no one noticed before.
They're at every party and they're always very interesting to conversate with.
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Old 01-06-2011, 07:08 PM   #6913 (permalink)
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In my defense there was no penetration and If there had been (which there wasnt) I would have put on a condom. Id like to say lesson learned, but i wont know until the next slutty girl comes along and tests my already tiny amount of willpower.
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Old 01-06-2011, 07:09 PM   #6914 (permalink)
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In my defense there was no penetration and If there had been (which there wasnt) I would have put on a condom. Id like to say lesson learned, but i wont know until the next slutty girl comes along and tests my already tiny amount of willpower.
Man, I wouldn't even hug someone without a full STD panel.
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Old 01-06-2011, 07:17 PM   #6915 (permalink)
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I hug loads of girls. And I don't ask for a full STD test result.
But then I do have the idea that I do know who I have sex with.
I'm not the one night stand kind of guy.
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Old 01-06-2011, 09:00 PM   #6916 (permalink)
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Just found out the real slutty girl I was with (only because it took zero effort and im a powerless guy against slut power) has herpes. Now I get to go to the clinic tomorrow and pray. I suppose it could be worse but seriously....wtff
I got the clap from a slutty guy that apparently cheated on his last girlfriend of 3 years. I was severely pissed off.
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Old 01-06-2011, 09:49 PM   #6917 (permalink)
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I hug loads of girls. And I don't ask for a full STD test result.
But then I do have the idea that I do know who I have sex with.
I'm not the one night stand kind of guy.


I'm stealing that.
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Old 01-06-2011, 09:50 PM   #6918 (permalink)
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I reread that post and figured it wasn't quite what I meant. But I'll just leave it like that now .
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Old 01-06-2011, 09:54 PM   #6919 (permalink)
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In my defense there was no penetration and If there had been (which there wasnt) I would have put on a condom. Id like to say lesson learned, but i wont know until the next slutty girl comes along and tests my already tiny amount of willpower.
Look on the bright side. You have the makings for a new cheesy pick up line if you do have the herps. Something like...."Hey babe!! You looking for a stud? I already got the STD..all I need is u!!"
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Old 01-06-2011, 09:55 PM   #6920 (permalink)
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God that's bad.
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