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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
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Old 01-06-2011, 06:18 PM   #6901 (permalink)
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I hate to to laugh at your dismay but...thats funny. Hope you dont have the gift that keeps on giving though. Dont want to be the front man for a Valtrex commercial. Good luck!!....Oh I hear ya on the slut power thing also!
Yea its bull****. I just started reading about it and since she didnt seem to be having an outbreak at the time so that lessons the chances by far.
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Old 01-06-2011, 06:46 PM   #6902 (permalink)
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Just found out the real slutty girl I was with (only because it took zero effort and im a powerless guy against slut power) has herpes. Now I get to go to the clinic tomorrow and pray. I suppose it could be worse but seriously....wtff
Oh man that's a bummer, huh?
I guess you'll be able to answer that tomorrow.

In the mean-time, let's pray. Do not hold my hand.

Dear God,
we beg you to please not let RezZ have genital herpes, mouth herpes, or any other kind of herpe as I'm not sure how many types of herpes there are nor where they like to hang out, but still, I'm pretty sure they all suck.
But Jesus God Christ, if he does end up having some kind of herpe or more than one herpe and like a huge gathering of herpes with a mosh pit and everything, we'd appreciate it if you made it so he also got some kind of special power, because it would only be fair. Like maybe he can shoot herpe projectiles or something that way he can get revenge on that nasty dirty skank that infected his groin. Well, she already has herpes so maybe he can overdose her or something. Not sure how each herpe works. But if you're going to let him have the herpes, the least you could do is make them cool looking, maybe with some glowing phosphor or little strobe beacons because no one is going to want to hook up with him, so maybe he'll have a chance at a rave or something. It's the least you could do, big-G.
Anyway, if you could arrange that, it'd be pretty cool. RezZ will go to church next Sunday and try out some of that bitchin' Christ blood if you do. So amen dude!
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Old 01-06-2011, 06:50 PM   #6903 (permalink)
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Dear God,
we beg you to please not let RezZ have genital herpes, mouth herpes, or any other kind of herpe as I'm not sure how many types of herpes there are nor where they like to hang out, but still, I'm pretty sure they all suck.
Wow, thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. And Im a jew so no christblood for me, that would only make things worse. And you shall be the first to know the result! (after I tell that stupid girl I dont have anything either way)

Herpeman ftw
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Old 01-06-2011, 06:53 PM   #6904 (permalink)
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Just found out the real slutty girl I was with (only because it took zero effort and im a powerless guy against slut power) has herpes. Now I get to go to the clinic tomorrow and pray. I suppose it could be worse but seriously....wtff
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Old 01-06-2011, 06:53 PM   #6905 (permalink)
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Haha.
Dude if you actually end up with glowing herpes or special powers, I think it will be worth it.
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Old 01-06-2011, 06:55 PM   #6906 (permalink)
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Haha.
Dude if you actually end up with glowing herpes or special powers, I think it will be worth it.
Maybe if its like superhuman strength. Im pretty confident any herpe superpower would be really lame and not sweet enough to counteract the fact you are still an idiot for getting in the first place.
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Old 01-06-2011, 07:01 PM   #6907 (permalink)
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Don't **** with sluts man .
I hope you're allright.
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Maybe. But you still have a pretty sweet power regardless... the ability to give anyone herpes. Venereal revenge. Maybe you can formulate it into an aerosol.
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Old 01-06-2011, 07:03 PM   #6909 (permalink)
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Maybe. But you still have a pretty sweet power regardless... the ability to give anyone herpes. Venereal revenge. Maybe you can formulate it into an aerosol.
Do you think the army would buy it off me? I could make a mint. Surely some middle east applications for it.
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They have their own herpes, sorry. They're cleverly stashed in all the Army wives for safe keeping.
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