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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass? | |||
Yes... | 30 | 34.48% | |
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility | 26 | 29.89% | |
Sh...Should I? | 31 | 35.63% | |
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01-06-2011, 06:18 PM | #6901 (permalink) |
Registered Jimmy Rustler
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Yea its bull****. I just started reading about it and since she didnt seem to be having an outbreak at the time so that lessons the chances by far.
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01-06-2011, 06:46 PM | #6902 (permalink) | |
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I guess you'll be able to answer that tomorrow. In the mean-time, let's pray. Do not hold my hand. Dear God, we beg you to please not let RezZ have genital herpes, mouth herpes, or any other kind of herpe as I'm not sure how many types of herpes there are nor where they like to hang out, but still, I'm pretty sure they all suck. But Jesus God Christ, if he does end up having some kind of herpe or more than one herpe and like a huge gathering of herpes with a mosh pit and everything, we'd appreciate it if you made it so he also got some kind of special power, because it would only be fair. Like maybe he can shoot herpe projectiles or something that way he can get revenge on that nasty dirty skank that infected his groin. Well, she already has herpes so maybe he can overdose her or something. Not sure how each herpe works. But if you're going to let him have the herpes, the least you could do is make them cool looking, maybe with some glowing phosphor or little strobe beacons because no one is going to want to hook up with him, so maybe he'll have a chance at a rave or something. It's the least you could do, big-G. Anyway, if you could arrange that, it'd be pretty cool. RezZ will go to church next Sunday and try out some of that bitchin' Christ blood if you do. So amen dude! |
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01-06-2011, 06:50 PM | #6903 (permalink) | |
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Herpeman ftw
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01-06-2011, 06:55 PM | #6906 (permalink) |
Registered Jimmy Rustler
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Maybe if its like superhuman strength. Im pretty confident any herpe superpower would be really lame and not sweet enough to counteract the fact you are still an idiot for getting in the first place.
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01-06-2011, 07:01 PM | #6907 (permalink) |
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Don't **** with sluts man .
I hope you're allright.
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01-06-2011, 07:03 PM | #6909 (permalink) |
Registered Jimmy Rustler
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Do you think the army would buy it off me? I could make a mint. Surely some middle east applications for it.
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