The Bitch Box

**Janszoon** · 12-10-2010, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by MoonlitSunshine

I was going to suggest "With exceptionally good aim". There's a fair bit of space between the petals though, and ya know, it doesn't have to stay in the rose, so as long as you aint too off your face aiming at it shouldn't be too much of a problem.

I would say if the urine isn't staying in the rose, you have graduated from peeing in it to peeing on it.

Man I get in the weirdest conversations on here.

MoonlitSunshine · 12-10-2010, 07:16 AM

Yeah but, if you were to pee in a cup, and then it fell over and spilled everywhere, you still peed in a cup, right? So if you peed in such a way that the urine went into the rose, and then dribbled back out again, then that might count as peeing in a rose?

s_k · 12-10-2010, 08:02 AM

Are you really still talking about peeing into individual roses here?
Good morning Music Banter (afternoon, really...)

Arya Stark · 12-10-2010, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife

You rang?

Hahaha. No my suitemate is Sarah. And I told her she was a bitch and that I was going to post her name here. It was funny at the time, I don't know why.

6underground · 12-11-2010, 06:52 PM

I just realized that Pandora linked up with my Facebook account and automatically gave my friends access to my stations. As much as I appreciate the effort to keep me completely connected, I really didn't need my grandfather to know I've listened to Lords of Acid. Seriously, fuck you Facebook.

MoonlitSunshine · 12-11-2010, 07:01 PM

you never know, he might be a fan!

ThePhanastasio · 12-13-2010, 02:28 PM

I must today bitch about cave crickets, and their unfortunate and terrifying decision to take up residence in my closet.

For those unfamiliar, a cave cricket looks like this:

I am scared to death of them. They have a nasty little habit of jumping at people, and they can jump like mad.

Today, one was in my room, and I couldn't have any of that. I don't kill bugs, so I resolved to capture it in a (very large) shoe box and set it free in my uncle's barn. No such luck.

The creature in question jumped at me, jumped on me, but would not jump anywhere remotely near the box. My mother, who was over visiting came to my aid after hearing me hysterically screaming at said cricket, "I'M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU! I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU! I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU!"

She then had to catch the thing for me and set it free.

I thought it was all over. But then another one emerged from my closet.

I am angry and terrified at the same time.

SATCHMO · 12-13-2010, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

I must today bitch about cave crickets, and their unfortunate and terrifying decision to take up residence in my closet.

For those unfamiliar, a cave cricket looks like this:

I am scared to death of them. They have a nasty little habit of jumping at people, and they can jump like mad.

Today, one was in my room, and I couldn't have any of that. I don't kill bugs, so I resolved to capture it in a (very large) shoe box and set it free in my uncle's barn. No such luck.

The creature in question jumped at me, jumped on me, but would not jump anywhere remotely near the box. My mother, who was over visiting came to my aid after hearing me hysterically screaming at said cricket, "I'M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU! I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU! I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU!"

She then had to catch the thing for me and set it free.

I thought it was all over. But then another one emerged from my closet.

I am angry and terrified at the same time.

We had those when I lived in Virginia, except we called the Camel Crickets, and yes they really are the creepiest ****ing creatures ever, far creepier than the gigantic flying wood roaches that we have down here in TX.

Arya Stark · 12-13-2010, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

I must today bitch about cave crickets, and their unfortunate and terrifying decision to take up residence in my closet.

For those unfamiliar, a cave cricket looks like this:

I am scared to death of them. They have a nasty little habit of jumping at people, and they can jump like mad.

Today, one was in my room, and I couldn't have any of that. I don't kill bugs, so I resolved to capture it in a (very large) shoe box and set it free in my uncle's barn. No such luck.

The creature in question jumped at me, jumped on me, but would not jump anywhere remotely near the box. My mother, who was over visiting came to my aid after hearing me hysterically screaming at said cricket, "I'M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU! I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU! I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU!"

She then had to catch the thing for me and set it free.

I thought it was all over. But then another one emerged from my closet.

I am angry and terrified at the same time.

You're adorable.
But that's pretty ****ing creepy.

I have to bitch about how cold it is outside.
It's only 14 degrees, but our campus is also designed to make the winds travel faster (Lord knows why) because it was designed by people from Arizona. I heard RIT is the same way. So not only that, and not only am I close to the great lakes, and not only is it snowing like crazy, but I'm one of the farthest buildings from the rest of campus.

zachsd · 12-13-2010, 03:08 PM

Whenever I go to the midwest I always see these, House Centipedes I think they call them:

Disgusting.

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I have to bitch about how cold it is outside.

It's 76 F where I am right now. ha

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12-10-2010, 07:16 AM	#6792 (permalink)
MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,088	Yeah but, if you were to pee in a cup, and then it fell over and spilled everywhere, you still peed in a cup, right? So if you peed in such a way that the urine went into the rose, and then dribbled back out again, then that might count as peeing in a rose? __________________ "I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?" - Arthur Dent

12-10-2010, 08:02 AM	#6793 (permalink)
s_k Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,206	Are you really still talking about peeing into individual roses here? Good morning Music Banter (afternoon, really...) __________________ Click here to see my collection

12-11-2010, 07:01 PM	#6796 (permalink)
MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,088	you never know, he might be a fan! __________________ "I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?" - Arthur Dent

12-11-2010, 06:52 PM	#6795 (permalink)
6underground Prozac Princess Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 198	I just realized that Pandora linked up with my Facebook account and automatically gave my friends access to my stations. As much as I appreciate the effort to keep me completely connected, I really didn't need my grandfather to know I've listened to Lords of Acid. Seriously, fuck you Facebook.

12-13-2010, 02:28 PM	#6797 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	I must today bitch about cave crickets, and their unfortunate and terrifying decision to take up residence in my closet. For those unfamiliar, a cave cricket looks like this: I am scared to death of them. They have a nasty little habit of jumping at people, and they can jump like mad. Today, one was in my room, and I couldn't have any of that. I don't kill bugs, so I resolved to capture it in a (very large) shoe box and set it free in my uncle's barn. No such luck. The creature in question jumped at me, jumped on me, but would not jump anywhere remotely near the box. My mother, who was over visiting came to my aid after hearing me hysterically screaming at said cricket, "I'M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU! I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU! I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU!" She then had to catch the thing for me and set it free. I thought it was all over. But then another one emerged from my closet. I am angry and terrified at the same time.