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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
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Old 12-09-2010, 06:23 PM   #6781 (permalink)
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I'm waiting for the Seal pun.





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Old 12-09-2010, 06:53 PM   #6782 (permalink)
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Going to the pub and not drinking.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 12-09-2010, 06:54 PM   #6783 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2010, 07:02 PM   #6784 (permalink)
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That laughing face Janszoon makes. It's like the nod of sheer approval just to let you know you've done well. Personally... I've never had one. (please give me a sympathy one.. haha joking )
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Old 12-09-2010, 09:10 PM   #6785 (permalink)
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How exactly does one pee in a rose?
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Rosebush, according to google translate.
It's pretty normal here to say "ik heb in de rozen gezeken".
Ergo: I peed in the roses. But apparently that's a strange thing to say in English .
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Old 12-09-2010, 09:13 PM   #6786 (permalink)
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Rose
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Thingy.
Rosebush, according to google translate.
It's pretty normal here to say "ik heb in de rozen gezeken".
Ergo: I peed in the roses. But apparently that's a strange thing to say in English .
Yeah, the way you phrased it it sounded like you peed inside of an individual rose. Peeing in the rosebush makes a lot more sense.
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Old 12-09-2010, 09:48 PM   #6787 (permalink)
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Haha, well peeing into an individual rose might be a challenge.
I never again felt the urge to try so. School was over and I was pretty drunk.
But boy we had fun that night.
One of our friends actually took a chair from the Sittard market square, put it on it's head, walked miles and miles with it, sat down on the chair in a garden opposite to the one with the roses and fell asleep. We forgot all about him and he woke up at a police station.
It's somewhere on video, I should really try and find that tape ;D.
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Old 12-09-2010, 11:14 PM   #6788 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2010, 04:10 AM   #6789 (permalink)
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Andrew.

I'm not sure what the game is here, but typing random names seems to fit!

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Yeah, the way you phrased it it sounded like you peed inside of an individual rose. Peeing in the rosebush makes a lot more sense.
I was going to suggest "With exceptionally good aim". There's a fair bit of space between the petals though, and ya know, it doesn't have to stay in the rose, so as long as you aint too off your face aiming at it shouldn't be too much of a problem.


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Old 12-10-2010, 06:53 AM   #6790 (permalink)
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