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Yes... | 30 | 34.48% | |
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility | 26 | 29.89% | |
Sh...Should I? | 31 | 35.63% | |
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10-23-2010, 03:18 AM | #6511 (permalink) | |
Killed Laura Palmer
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Ashland, KY
Posts: 1,679
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My bitch of the day: My good friend's sister is also a lesbian, so I've been dragged to a plethora of gatherings with other lesbians as of late, and I feel vaguely like I'm living in "The L Word" television show. Today, my friend's sister decided it would be a great idea to completely act HORRIBLE to the girl she's talking to - who has actually become my friend - and make her cry. And she dropped her from Facebook. And somehow, I'm getting dragged into the middle of this, because I'm too nice to ignore their phone calls / texts / facebook messages which have been going on for the past three hours. Things just suck around here lately in general. I have to try to go see my great grandmother in the hospital (she's okay, just over-exerted herself and passed out because she refuses to accept that she's 85 years old) before doing my play for a big fancy schmancy artsy event this evening. |
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10-23-2010, 03:28 AM | #6512 (permalink) | |
Groupie
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The country of HIM ;D
Posts: 11
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Ah mann, I'm sorry :/ Sounds like the people 'round you aren't doing too well and I guess neither are you, but umm...don't let them bring you down, chin up |
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10-23-2010, 03:34 AM | #6513 (permalink) |
Partying on the inside
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 5,584
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Ugh.. never let a girl get so drunk that when you arrive at your apartment, she falls asleep on your toilet.
I'm not going in there and waking her up either. She can stay there. In the morning I'll pay for her cab ride back to her car and that's it. |
10-23-2010, 11:58 AM | #6517 (permalink) | |
Music Addict
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Liverpool, UK
Posts: 734
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10-23-2010, 01:39 PM | #6519 (permalink) | |
Nae wains, Great Danes.
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Where how means why.
Posts: 3,621
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Today I thought I would drive to my local castle, park up and go a nice walk in the forrest. Theres a very steep hill down to the castle and I drove to the top of the road down to read signs n stuff. I was about 4 feet past the sign that said "do not drive down the hill" and I attempted to reverse back up and park. However one side has a ****ing cliff edge and no fence and its single track so I drove down and done a 3 pointer and attempted to drive back up making life easier for myself as i did not feel comfortable at all reversing. I see two tourists and the woman who manages the castle at the front door about 10 METRES away (part of historic scotland) and Im driving back up, she signals for me to stop my car which i do. She demands to know why i drove down the hill and i explained why, and the conversation then went like this.
Posh english slag: Well isnt that good, why didnt you backup me: I didnt "BACKUP" because i felt uncomfortable posh english slag: well isnt that endearing, you shouldnt be driving then. me: Actually, Ive just passed my test, reversing up a cliff edge wasnt in the curriculum to pass, no need to get cheeky miss. Posh english slag: I wasnt being cheeky in the slightest. Me: Haha, aw right. I couldve swore you were trying to be patronising. It was an accident. Nobody died? Posh english slag: You nearly knocked two tourists down. Me (through lots of lol's): Thats the most ludicrous thing ive ever heard in my life. they were standing at that door which is ten meters away. I wasn't anywhere near. Posh english slag: Hang on (looks at regi plate) Hmph. Me: Take my regi all you want, I done nothing wrong and you know it. BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE needless to say I realised I was being cheeky, but hey... She shouldn't exaggerate the **** out of a story to my face, speak to me like im ten, and pretend to take my registration plate, what the ****s she going to do with that, ban me from the car park. ****ing slag.
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