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Yes... | 30 | 34.48% | |
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility | 26 | 29.89% | |
Sh...Should I? | 31 | 35.63% | |
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10-04-2010, 08:00 PM | #6391 (permalink) | |
Nae wains, Great Danes.
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there is nothing worse in life than falling down the bowl.
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10-04-2010, 08:38 PM | #6394 (permalink) | ||
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i never fell down the toilet, i was always really chubby, so past the point of about a yr and a half or so there wasnt any way i couldve fallen down.
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10-04-2010, 09:06 PM | #6395 (permalink) | |||||||
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And actually, Mojo, I would still want to sit on the toilet, even if I had a penis, because the toilet is my sanctuary, a nice comfortable spot to sit and think. Sometimes I sit for 20 minutes, rather like The Thinker. Really! Quote:
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Typical man. Always shouting. But seriously, the underside of a toilet seat often has flecks of poop on it, so I prefer to avoid touching it unless absolutely necessary. That's why I'd want YOU to put the seat down if you were the one to lift it.
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10-04-2010, 09:08 PM | #6396 (permalink) | |
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10-04-2010, 09:11 PM | #6397 (permalink) | ||
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Maybe I should get one of those cushiony ones.
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10-04-2010, 10:30 PM | #6400 (permalink) |
Partying on the inside
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Yea, if there's often flecks of poop under the toilet seat, both contributors should have equal stake in handling the toilet seat. This is a 50/50 relationship, and the poop must be touched by both of us in order for this marriage to work.
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