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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 10-04-2010, 08:00 PM   #6391 (permalink)
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there is nothing worse in life than falling down the bowl.
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Old 10-04-2010, 08:13 PM   #6392 (permalink)
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there is nothing worse in life than falling down the bowl.
It happened to me once when I was four, I learned to look before sitting down after that point.
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Old 10-04-2010, 08:37 PM   #6393 (permalink)
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Yeah, it really should only have to happen once before you learn your lesson.
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Old 10-04-2010, 08:38 PM   #6394 (permalink)
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i never fell down the toilet, i was always really chubby, so past the point of about a yr and a half or so there wasnt any way i couldve fallen down.
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I am just curious to see some statistics on the sexual orientation of the forum's members. I do believe the forum is run mostly of male heterosexual men, and I wonder if the statistics are represented here.
Male men? Are there other kinds of men?
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Old 10-04-2010, 09:06 PM   #6395 (permalink)
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So, out of the four most common toilet related scenarios, the seat is required down 75% of the time. As such, and for convenience, the seat should, by all logic, be left down.
On the Great Toilet Seat issue, I still agree with Phanastasio!

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Trust you to analyse this to this degree.

No graphs? Any diagrams?

Anyway, I didn't say that we HAVE to do it standing up, just that we DO indeed do it standing up. And dont lie, if you could then you would too.
Well, I *thought* of using diagrams.

And actually, Mojo, I would still want to sit on the toilet, even if I had a penis, because the toilet is my sanctuary, a nice comfortable spot to sit and think. Sometimes I sit for 20 minutes, rather like The Thinker. Really!

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I think your estimates are pretty far off there. I pee way, way more than 4 times a day.
You pee more than 4 times per day? Hmmm...maybe my estimates were off then. I may need to recalculate.

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I believe the main problem in the toilet seat lies in the middle of the night, in the dark, when the woman sits into the toilet because there is no seat, and suffers from dampass.
I agree, Pedestrian! I like the assurance of knowing I can blunder into a dark bathroom and sit down on my favorite seat without worrying whether I'll dip my rump in the water or not.

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Why does it have to be down? Can't you move it? That's why it has hinges in it.
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Another consideration to take is that that there's
FUCKING HINGES ON THE FUCKING THING TO MOVE IT UP AND DOWN !
I heard you the first time!

Typical man. Always shouting.



But seriously, the underside of a toilet seat often has flecks of poop on it, so I prefer to avoid touching it unless absolutely necessary. That's why I'd want YOU to put the seat down if you were the one to lift it.
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Old 10-04-2010, 09:08 PM   #6396 (permalink)
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And actually, Mojo, I would still want to sit on the toilet, even if I had a penis, because the toilet is my sanctuary, a nice comfortable spot to sit and think. Sometimes I sit for 20 minutes, rather like The Thinker. Really!
I read an article once about a woman who got stuck on her toilet. For two years. Her family finally got worried about her and had paramedics come. They had to surgically remove her ass from the seat because it had grown around it.

She lived in a trailer park. Explains everything.
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Old 10-04-2010, 09:11 PM   #6397 (permalink)
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I read an article once about a woman who got stuck on her toilet. For two years. Her family finally got worried about her and had paramedics come. They had to surgically remove her ass from the seat because it had grown around it.

She lived in a trailer park. Explains everything.
I remember that article! I haven't started growing around my toilet...yet. But I do get red rump marks after 20 minutes of sitting on the hard seat!

Maybe I should get one of those cushiony ones.
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Old 10-04-2010, 09:15 PM   #6398 (permalink)
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But seriously, the underside of a toilet seat often has flecks of poop on it, so I prefer to avoid touching it unless absolutely necessary. That's why I'd want YOU to put the seat down if you were the one to lift it.
And that's why I'd want you to put the seat up if you were the one to lower it.
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Old 10-04-2010, 09:16 PM   #6399 (permalink)
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Or you could clean your toilet when you see that it's gone gnarly.

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I remember that article! I haven't started growing around my toilet...yet. But I do get red rump marks after 20 minutes of sitting on the hard seat!

Maybe I should get one of those cushiony ones.
The ones that hiss when you sit on them, and stick to your arse like a massive suction cup? Awesome.
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Old 10-04-2010, 10:30 PM   #6400 (permalink)
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Yea, if there's often flecks of poop under the toilet seat, both contributors should have equal stake in handling the toilet seat. This is a 50/50 relationship, and the poop must be touched by both of us in order for this marriage to work.
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