The Bitch Box

Merkaba · 05-01-2006, 06:43 PM

Damnit, I really wanted in on the muppet thread

adidasss · 05-01-2006, 06:56 PM

the what?

TheBig3 · 05-01-2006, 06:57 PM

back from the dead

Merkaba · 05-01-2006, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adidasss

the what?

the muppet thread

Doc.DGAF · 05-01-2006, 09:21 PM

****, ya'll wanna bitch? I work for ol' Bushwacker! See my subtitle? I'm going to war with people in rags carrying AK's, RPG's and a few bombs with a .50 BMG, firing line of howitzer and MLRS artillery at my back and Blue Angles above! I shouldn't even have to go to these damn 3rd world countries! For f**k sake, their country isn't even the size of Colorado! I've walked the distance of their countries three fold in my life and I have to go to war with them!? A goddamn SWAT team could level their capitol in a day and I have to direct firing lines and airstrikes across a f**king desert!? You'd think one of theirs was running my damn country! Clinton should still be president damnit! He kept our asses outta the bull****! He wasn't scared to blow some **** up and kill some punk a** mo**erf***kers!

~~bungalow~~ · 05-01-2006, 09:39 PM

^My favorite n00b.

explosions-in-my-pants · 05-02-2006, 12:57 AM

So i'm back.. after 5 days without the internet. Yay! i bet your all happy. now its my time to bitch. About what you might be asking yourselves. well this is it, lost the internet last week because the date it was suppose to change over to the new company got mixed up so we had to wait until today to get thte new cable, and new phones and new internet... so then we get a black out all over town just when all that jaz got hooked up again... and so then its pitch black out side, and even darker inside (if possible) and well i'm completely scared of the dark... and then my flash light died, then my lighter didn't work.... i really thought wow this is like some crazy dream where i get murdered or something crazy.. everything just kept going on.. i've never been so crazy in my life.. so i'm bitching about no internet basically.

but now its back.. so what have i missed?

MURDER JUNKIE · 05-02-2006, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by explosions-in-my-pants

So i'm back.. after 5 days without the internet. Yay! i bet your all happy. now its my time to bitch. About what you might be asking yourselves. well this is it, lost the internet last week because the date it was suppose to change over to the new company got mixed up so we had to wait until today to get thte new cable, and new phones and new internet... so then we get a black out all over town just when all that jaz got hooked up again... and so then its pitch black out side, and even darker inside (if possible) and well i'm completely scared of the dark... and then my flash light died, then my lighter didn't work.... i really thought wow this is like some crazy dream where i get murdered or something crazy.. everything just kept going on.. i've never been so crazy in my life.. so i'm bitching about no internet basically.

but now its back.. so what have i missed?

Numerous ingenius posts by yours truly

explosions-in-my-pants · 05-02-2006, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

Numerous ingenius posts by yours truly

don't worry i'm catching up

did you miss me?

MURDER JUNKIE · 05-02-2006, 01:37 AM

I was wondering where you were?

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05-01-2006, 06:43 PM	#611 (permalink)
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05-01-2006, 06:56 PM	#612 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	the what? __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

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TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	back from the dead __________________ I've moved to a new address

05-01-2006, 09:21 PM	#615 (permalink)
Doc.DGAF Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Florida Posts: 232	**, ya'll wanna bitch? I work for ol' Bushwacker! See my subtitle? I'm going to war with people in rags carrying AK's, RPG's and a few bombs with a .50 BMG, firing line of howitzer and MLRS artillery at my back and Blue Angles above! I shouldn't even have to go to these damn 3rd world countries! For fk sake, their country isn't even the size of Colorado! I've walked the distance of their countries three fold in my life and I have to go to war with them!? A goddamn SWAT team could level their capitol in a day and I have to direct firing lines and airstrikes across a fking desert!? You'd think one of theirs was running my damn country! Clinton should still be president damnit! He kept our asses outta the bull! He wasn't scared to blow some up and kill some punk a moerf*kers! __________________ Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney

05-01-2006, 09:39 PM	#616 (permalink)
~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,140	^My favorite n00b.

05-02-2006, 12:57 AM	#617 (permalink)
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 924	So i'm back.. after 5 days without the internet. Yay! i bet your all happy. now its my time to bitch. About what you might be asking yourselves. well this is it, lost the internet last week because the date it was suppose to change over to the new company got mixed up so we had to wait until today to get thte new cable, and new phones and new internet... so then we get a black out all over town just when all that jaz got hooked up again... and so then its pitch black out side, and even darker inside (if possible) and well i'm completely scared of the dark... and then my flash light died, then my lighter didn't work.... i really thought wow this is like some crazy dream where i get murdered or something crazy.. everything just kept going on.. i've never been so crazy in my life.. so i'm bitching about no internet basically. but now its back.. so what have i missed?

05-02-2006, 01:37 AM	#620 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	I was wondering where you were?