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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 06-09-2010, 09:38 PM   #5651 (permalink)
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I'm 5'5", and my mouth is in excellent proportion.
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Old 06-10-2010, 07:36 AM   #5652 (permalink)
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Besides, it's a well known fact that short people can drink far better than anyone else.
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Old 06-10-2010, 08:07 AM   #5653 (permalink)
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I'm 5' 6". Never ever feel sorry for me. I will challenge ANYONE on MB for a drinking contest. I have two kids. no health problems and a body that's as good as someone in their 20's.

Pity is one of my most despised traits in people.
I shall challenge you back! also cunning means what i call "weeman syndrome" where they act "hard" and tough. to compensate for size. I know alot of people that have it, but the smaller guys on here I doubt will have it, yous are classy.
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Old 06-10-2010, 09:34 AM   #5654 (permalink)
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I'm 5'5", and my mouth is in excellent proportion.
I think I could pick you up! How old are you? You done growing or is there time for a growth spurt?
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Old 06-10-2010, 09:37 AM   #5655 (permalink)
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Old 06-10-2010, 09:41 AM   #5656 (permalink)
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You're 5"2? I could put you in my pocket.

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Old 06-10-2010, 09:43 AM   #5657 (permalink)
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I think I could pick you up! How old are you? You done growing or is there time for a growth spurt?
At 21 there's not much chance for that :P


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Old 06-10-2010, 11:02 AM   #5658 (permalink)
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My second youngest sister is a staggering 5' even. And crazy skinny to boot. She's 26 I think... and looks to be about 12 years old. Poor thing. She had Scoliosis when she was a kid and had surgery to put a rod in her back and never grew any after that point.
She has to put a riser in her car seat so she can see over the steering wheel.

Yea, I can't help but feel sorry for very short people.
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Old 06-10-2010, 11:13 AM   #5659 (permalink)
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Aah, I feel for your sister - We had to put cushions on the seat when my Dad tried to teach me to drive. Not a good look at all.

The worst one is being in a pub or wherever and having a tall person go "Oh, you're so tiny! How sweet!" Urgh.
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Old 06-10-2010, 11:16 AM   #5660 (permalink)
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I wonder how they'd feel if you said that about their penis.
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