The Bitch Box

~~James~~ · 06-09-2010, 01:59 PM

FML
I go to ****ing shop and these ****ing stupid little girls start hassling me, the little whores start touching me and trying to skant me. So I ****ing walk home the long way to get rid of them so they don't end up pressing my buzzer and stressing my mum. I get rid of them but I get home to find my mum walking over and saying stuff like that she saw me and I'm a pussy so I say "what should I have done hit them, hit a girl that's younger than me?" andshe says yes it's better than being a wimp. **** her now I feel like ****. Then I arrange for my dads girlfriend to get me his present tomorrow, I tell her about this and she starts crying for no apparent reason which makes me feel guilty. So she goes on a rant about how if I'm not grateful she will stop caring. **** her.
Things are also pretty **** at school as I lot of my friends seem to be having sex which means in a few months time pressure will be on me.

Barnard17 · 06-09-2010, 02:13 PM

I don't get it, you get stalked home by girls that want to sex you and then complain that pretty soon you'll need to get laid?

~~James~~ · 06-09-2010, 02:15 PM

Have sex with me? How so.
Anyway they were neddish.

TheCunningStunt · 06-09-2010, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barnard17

I don't get it, you get stalked home by girls that want to sex you and then complain that pretty soon you'll need to get laid?

I thought this as well, but I didn't want to say anything 'cos I thought I missed the point.

~~James~~ · 06-09-2010, 02:20 PM

They were taking the piss and it was my mum I was bitching about anyway.

Barnard17 · 06-09-2010, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by james44754

Have sex with me? How so.
Anyway they were neddish.

These are how young women first learn their flirting skills.

It's traumatic and barbaric for all involved, but that's the truth.

FETCHER. · 06-09-2010, 02:44 PM

No seriously I bet it was silly wee neddy girls trying to wind him up. Girls at my school used to do it to people to provoke them. Not to flirt. Guys at my school also used to do the "fake flirting" with me.

~~James~~ · 06-09-2010, 02:45 PM

Yes exactly kay.
Guess you only get them in Scotland.

FETCHER. · 06-09-2010, 02:50 PM

I very much doubt it happens only in scotland, I think you just worded it in a scottish nonsensical way

. But yeah I definitely know what you mean.

~~James~~ · 06-09-2010, 02:50 PM

Thanks.

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06-09-2010, 02:13 PM	#5622 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	I don't get it, you get stalked home by girls that want to sex you and then complain that pretty soon you'll need to get laid? __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

06-09-2010, 01:59 PM	#5621 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	FML I go to **ing shop and these ing stupid little girls start hassling me, the little whores start touching me and trying to skant me. So I ing walk home the long way to get rid of them so they don't end up pressing my buzzer and stressing my mum. I get rid of them but I get home to find my mum walking over and saying stuff like that she saw me and I'm a pussy so I say "what should I have done hit them, hit a girl that's younger than me?" andshe says yes it's better than being a wimp. her now I feel like . Then I arrange for my dads girlfriend to get me his present tomorrow, I tell her about this and she starts crying for no apparent reason which makes me feel guilty. So she goes on a rant about how if I'm not grateful she will stop caring. her. Things are also pretty ** at school as I lot of my friends seem to be having sex which means in a few months time pressure will be on me.

06-09-2010, 02:15 PM	#5623 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	Have sex with me? How so. Anyway they were neddish.

06-09-2010, 02:20 PM	#5625 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	They were taking the piss and it was my mum I was bitching about anyway.

06-09-2010, 02:45 PM	#5628 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	Yes exactly kay. Guess you only get them in Scotland.

06-09-2010, 02:50 PM	#5630 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	Thanks.