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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass? | |||
Yes... | 30 | 34.48% | |
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility | 26 | 29.89% | |
Sh...Should I? | 31 | 35.63% | |
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05-30-2010, 08:23 AM | #5551 (permalink) | ||
Sir Spamalot
Join Date: May 2010
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I always fart at the worst time. I'll be in my room, and I let one go...AND BAM!, my mom will walk right in.
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06-01-2010, 12:43 AM | #5552 (permalink) |
we are stardust
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Australia
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To the pervy old guy staring at me creepily at the petrol station earlier today, fucking gross. I hope to god you were not using the petrol pump as some fucked up visualisation in your pervy little sad world. *shudder*
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06-01-2010, 09:24 AM | #5555 (permalink) |
"Hermione-Lite"
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: New York.
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I'm getting sick of girls asking for my opinion, and then getting upset when I'm truthful.
I was never one to group people by gender. But girls are overdramatic. Or at least the ones I surround myself with. |
06-01-2010, 09:35 AM | #5556 (permalink) | ||
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Where people kill 30 million pigs per year
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There. I hope you're happy now, you...you...KUMQUAT! (Oh Look! I have 600 posts! How pretty! )
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06-01-2010, 01:52 PM | #5557 (permalink) | |
"Hermione-Lite"
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06-01-2010, 07:09 PM | #5559 (permalink) |
Blue Bleezin' Blind Drunk
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: The land of the largest wine glass (aka Lebanon)
Posts: 2,200
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So my thumb started aching me again. Happens every time I write for a long time, or draw for a long time. It has been happening since last December, with days having my thumb grow half an inch taller, for more than two weeks, then having it shrink the next day.
Seems like an Xray is necessary now :/
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06-01-2010, 07:17 PM | #5560 (permalink) | |
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How can I gripe about anything after that sweet thought?! I retract my kumquat statement, AwwSugar.
Number9, sometimes my thumb aches me because I broke it many, many years ago. I hope your thumb will stop aching! Here's my gripe for today: smudges on glasses. I'm sure someone has complained about smudges before. One of three things I don't like about glasses is when they get smudges. I hate smudges. Grrrrr! I used to have an ex-boyfriend who would endearingly and disturbingly clean my glasses with his own saliva whenever they got smudged. The first time it happened went something like this: Me: "Arrrggh! A smudge!" Him: "Let me see 'em." Me: (innocently hands over glasses) Him: Spit! Spit! Wipe! Wipe! To my horror, he cleaned them up lickity-spit. But I had to admit, it really worked well...partly because I hate saliva and so I made extra sure not to touch my glasses after he'd cleaned them this way. After that, if we were out somewhere and my glasses got smudged, I handed them over, ignored the method, and appreciated the results, trying to remember that saliva is THE preferred cleaning agent for fine paintings. Anyhoo, my gripe was that I don't like smudges on glasses. Or saliva, but smudges are worse.
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