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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 04-14-2010, 07:25 PM   #5221 (permalink)
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Well, don't divulge the WHOLE thing.. just give us a clue?! I thought 1 night stand, bit drunk, bit of a skank.. it happens.
Er...I'll let you know when I find out exactly. =/ But seriously anyone? Someone needs to put my mind at rest here.
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Old 04-14-2010, 07:27 PM   #5222 (permalink)
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Er...I'll let you know when I find out exactly. =/ But seriously anyone? Someone needs to put my mind at rest here.
I think they'll put the swab in your japs eye. And by think I'm pretty certain..
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Old 04-14-2010, 07:30 PM   #5223 (permalink)
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I think they'll put the swab in your japs eye. And by think I'm pretty certain..
Ah **** that's painful to picture.
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Old 04-14-2010, 07:31 PM   #5224 (permalink)
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I have the image in my head and it's making me feel tearful.

Good luck with the STD man

(Now there's a sentence I don't get to say every day..)
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Old 04-14-2010, 07:36 PM   #5225 (permalink)
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I have the image in my head and it's making me feel tearful.

Good luck with the STD man

(Now there's a sentence I don't get to say every day..)
I don't necessarily have one. I MIGHT have one. =/
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Old 04-14-2010, 09:54 PM   #5226 (permalink)
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I don't necessarily have one. I MIGHT have one. =/


If you're a bit uncomfortable down there, chances are you do..

My condolences, I've never had one. But I imagine them to be as uncomfortable as a swab down your... oh wait.. :P

I hope you don't. I'd wish that on no man

By the way, your son is a little belter!
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Old 04-14-2010, 10:04 PM   #5227 (permalink)
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It was pre-meeting her. I'm not going to divulge the whole thing. Just felt like it was probably something that might be worth bitching about. Evidently any blokes here ever had to have the swab test? You know the one where they put it up your old boy?
My best bud had the swabber done twice, and he said its rather unpleasant, but worth the piece of mind. Yet, I recently met someone in the field, and brought up the subject, and they told me that they can do it by drawing blood as well. I'd opt for the latter, or just would rather not know. The only way I would get a swab job is if I was already in excruciating pain, or it aesthetically took a toll on the beauty of my membrane. (****iflower)
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Yeah when I got the tests I have to mouth swabs and two lots of blood drawn. And I weed in a cup. Pretty painless overall. Just go in for a full spectrum, if you're getting one test done you might as well get them all and it'll hopefully avoid the penis swab.
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If you're a bit uncomfortable down there, chances are you do..

My condolences, I've never had one. But I imagine them to be as uncomfortable as a swab down your... oh wait.. :P

I hope you don't. I'd wish that on no man

By the way, your son is a little belter!
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My best bud had the swabber done twice, and he said its rather unpleasant, but worth the piece of mind. Yet, I recently met someone in the field, and brought up the subject, and they told me that they can do it by drawing blood as well. I'd opt for the latter, or just would rather not know. The only way I would get a swab job is if I was already in excruciating pain, or it aesthetically took a toll on the beauty of my membrane. (****iflower)


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Yeah when I got the tests I have to mouth swabs and two lots of blood drawn. And I weed in a cup. Pretty painless overall. Just go in for a full spectrum, if you're getting one test done you might as well get them all and it'll hopefully avoid the penis swab.
You two! Are lifesavers, I'm gonna try this and if you in any way have just helped me in avoiding the swab I'm never gonna forget this!
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my phone got stolen out of my purse and some dude yelled at me for wearing sunglasses inside..
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