Proactiv has four bottles. Each bottle has a direction.
The back of the box has directions.
And the booklet inside comes with directions.
And they're all different.

Dear Proactiv,
I hate you. Even if you make my face feel nice.
From Averytiredandnowannoyed Customer

I had to Google how to use one part of it.
Sigh.

How often do you get snowed in? I didn't know that it snowed much in Ireland, I always thought you had mild winters.

Sounds like their strategy is to cause customers to break out in hives in frustration, in the hope that it will obscure any acne or at least give them something worse to worry about.

Oh snap!

My mother's been married too many ****in times(this is her fourth husband and she's nearing fifty), I doubt she'll divorce his stupid ass, it's depressing as ****

So it's all a scam!
I knew it.

Add a syllable to the first and last lines, and you got yourself a haiku there!

Not where i am, it melted away yesterday :p:

My cat is driving me NUTS.
I have to go to sleep (working tomorrow) but don't really wanna.
Out of beer.
Weekend is long gone, and the next one is too far away.
And rapidshare sucks indeed.

I always loved this thread, fine I broke it off again and now I've come crawling back because I've got nothing better to do but I think I ran out of interesting things to say in 2006 so I'm not posting a notable ammount either. Me and my son have had to move in with my grandparents. I have him 4 days a week but she still claims all the money for him and keeps the house, although I'm still paying the rent on it. Long story but basically I am stuck in that until the end of this month so don't ask. Evidently she decided after taking on the house she didn't want it anymore. I'm broke, I thought it would be a good idea to up and get back into education so to further my career prospects thus I'm jobless, I'm still paying out money left right and center I'm stuck into 2 phone contracts for the next 2 years and unless I pack in my only chance at having a decent career and go back to packing books on odd shifts in steel toe cap boots for minimum wage I'm pretty much stuck here broke with nothing to do and nowhere to go listening to my grandfather become more complaintative in his old age.

I hate people.