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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 12-09-2009, 09:45 PM   #4431 (permalink)
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Just got home from a chamber music concert with classical guitars paired with violins, cellos and flutes and instead of a welcome home and the gratitude I expected for shoveling the snow out of our driveway earlier and preparing the guest room for some guy who's staying over tomorrow, my dad flipped a **** on me, unprovoked.

Still have homework today, but hell I can finish all of it in one study hall tomorrow right? I'm just not in the mood.
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Old 12-09-2009, 10:02 PM   #4432 (permalink)
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I punched my boyfriend in the chest today,
because he was really upsetting me.
He acted like it hurt really bad..

Now, he's not a little guy, like 6'4, 200lbs
I on the other hand, I am a little girl,
5'2, 102 or 3 ish lbs.

I've been mulling it over and over in my mind,
and he looked like he was in sincere pain,
and if that really did hurt him,
he just a big vagina!
And I can't be having a big vagina for a boyfriend..

It may have been a sucker punch,
but I didn't even hit him hard,
I'd never do that!

So, if he's as big of a vagina as I think, I'm not gonna be putting up with him much longer..
wait what
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Old 12-09-2009, 10:06 PM   #4433 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by HotFunkColdPunk View Post
I punched my boyfriend in the chest today,
because he was really upsetting me.
He acted like it hurt really bad..

Now, he's not a little guy, like 6'4, 200lbs
I on the other hand, I am a little girl,
5'2, 102 or 3 ish lbs.

I've been mulling it over and over in my mind,
and he looked like he was in sincere pain,
and if that really did hurt him,
he just a big vagina!
And I can't be having a big vagina for a boyfriend..

It may have been a sucker punch,
but I didn't even hit him hard,
I'd never do that!

So, if he's as big of a vagina as I think, I'm not gonna be putting up with him much longer..
Yeah, you should definitely move on to someone who punches you back.
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Old 12-09-2009, 10:17 PM   #4434 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by HotFunkColdPunk View Post
I punched my boyfriend in the chest today,
because he was really upsetting me.
He acted like it hurt really bad..

Now, he's not a little guy, like 6'4, 200lbs
I on the other hand, I am a little girl,
5'2, 102 or 3 ish lbs.

I've been mulling it over and over in my mind,
and he looked like he was in sincere pain,
and if that really did hurt him,
he just a big vagina!
And I can't be having a big vagina for a boyfriend..

It may have been a sucker punch,
but I didn't even hit him hard,
I'd never do that!

So, if he's as big of a vagina as I think, I'm not gonna be putting up with him much longer..
So I suppose you prefer beating penises to vaginas?
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Old 12-09-2009, 10:18 PM   #4435 (permalink)
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hahahahahaha


In my defense, I've had the same situation, but I got hit back
be happy you didn't, those big hands hurt like ****
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Old 12-09-2009, 10:34 PM   #4436 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by HotFunkColdPunk View Post
I punched my boyfriend in the chest today,
because he was really upsetting me.
He acted like it hurt really bad..

Now, he's not a little guy, like 6'4, 200lbs
I on the other hand, I am a little girl,
5'2, 102 or 3 ish lbs.

I've been mulling it over and over in my mind,
and he looked like he was in sincere pain,
and if that really did hurt him,
he just a big vagina!
And I can't be having a big vagina for a boyfriend..

It may have been a sucker punch,
but I didn't even hit him hard,
I'd never do that!

So, if he's as big of a vagina as I think, I'm not gonna be putting up with him much longer..
please correct me if I'm wrong but didn't you mean to say
"And I can't be having a big vagina as a boyfriend.." ???
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Old 12-10-2009, 03:17 AM   #4437 (permalink)
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Neapolitan, do you really want to start down the road of habitual grammar correction? Really?
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Old 12-10-2009, 03:31 AM   #4438 (permalink)
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So as I mentioned, if anyone remembers, anyway, I woke up sick today. I don't really mind that much the sickness, I just love knowing that I can do anything becausei must heal and I shouldn't get upset or angry (because it's bad for my throat).

Now I get out of my bed, just wanting to get my hot coffee and some panadols, and all I get from my parents:
"So? you got sick ?!"
"Didn't I tell you stop to smocking?"
"Didn't we tell you, you should never sleep when your head is still wet?!"
"Why aren't you wearing your coat?!! Go WEAR YOUR COAT! ... do you want to get even worse?!"
"Why are you drinking coffee?? Drink some tea! why don't you drink some hot tea?!!"

Like WTF has just happened!? It felt like they were on the verge of grounding me for a whole month or something ...
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Old 12-10-2009, 03:37 AM   #4439 (permalink)
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Hehe that sucks. Parents are wonderful creatures, arent they?
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Old 12-10-2009, 03:39 AM   #4440 (permalink)
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Hehe that sucks. Parents are wonderful creatures, arent they?
My mum was actually screaming at me, cause I got sick... just wonderful.
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