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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 09-03-2009, 04:44 PM   #4321 (permalink)
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Lmao...
You're disgusting.






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Old 09-04-2009, 04:49 AM   #4322 (permalink)
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Gastric flu...day 4!

Thankfully, today, I'm no longer shitting through the eye of a needle.
However, my affliction has taken an evil twist. Imagine trying to pass hot beef paste through an open sore...

And while I'm here, seeing as I've not much else better to do, when I'm not suffering severe and excruciating abdominal pain as a precursor to a mad and desperate scramble up the stairs (3 at a time) to the loo, I'm going to take the opportunity to type down a few 'pointers' of advice for the female members here who suddenly find themselves home alone with their other half.

Never shout at the TV during the Jeremy Kyle show (or any other dire equivalent. Jeremy Springer et al) and then attempt to involve your man in a conversational debate about the contents of the aforementioned daytime television programme(s) while he's on the internet!
Do we make you sit and watch as we surf the webz? No we don't!

If his arse itches...he will scratch it. LEAVE HIM ALONE!

When a man is off work ill...NOW...is NOT the time to discuss decorating the house. Neither is discussing the colour scheme. We are men. We see the world in primary colours. Peach is a fruit and not a colour. And wtf is mauve?

Asking a man to do something is one thing.
Telling him how to do it is another.
You can't do both.
If you know how to do it better...do it your fucking self!

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Old 09-04-2009, 06:15 AM   #4323 (permalink)
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i'm bitching at myself for missing Writing class two days in a row and not having the completed assignment for today. damn early classes and my tendency to stay up late/waste my time.
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isn't this one of the main reasons for this entire site?

what's next? a thread made specifically to banter about music?
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Old 09-04-2009, 07:41 AM   #4324 (permalink)
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Asking a man to do something is one thing.
Telling him how to do it is another.
You can't do both.
If you know how to do it better...do it your fucking self!
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Old 09-04-2009, 09:31 AM   #4325 (permalink)
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In-laws.

That is all.
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Old 09-04-2009, 12:42 PM   #4326 (permalink)
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Thankfully, today, I'm no longer shitting through the eye of a needle.
However, my affliction has taken an evil twist. Imagine trying to pass hot beef paste through an open sore...
You know what to say to make a girl flustered :*

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And while I'm here, seeing as I've not much else better to do, when I'm not suffering severe and excruciating abdominal pain as a precursor to a mad and desperate scramble up the stairs (3 at a time) to the loo,
This is why wireless and laptops are such a revolution. Not that I have either but I quite enjoyed the en suite in halls and watching Scarface while I took a dump. I think it's time you upgraded.
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Old 09-04-2009, 03:45 PM   #4327 (permalink)
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im gonna bitch about how much i get paid an hour.

its just not enough!
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Old 09-04-2009, 03:46 PM   #4328 (permalink)
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At least your working^^^

I dont like bitching.
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Old 09-04-2009, 03:47 PM   #4329 (permalink)
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At least your working^^^

I dont like bitching.
true. lots of guys who took carpentry at the same time as me havent been able to find a job so i guess i shouldnt complain.
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Old 09-04-2009, 03:52 PM   #4330 (permalink)
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true. lots of guys who took carpentry at the same time as me havent been able to find a job so i guess i shouldnt complain.
Yeah...it could be worse.

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