The Bitch Box

~~coryallen2~~ · 05-01-2009, 10:05 AM

LOL.

They need to find away to make guitar strings not hurt so bad when they break and smack the piss out of you. I seriously pee'd a little bit cause it scared me so much. haha

Laces Out Dan! · 05-01-2009, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by coryallen2

LOL.

They need to find away to make guitar strings not hurt so bad when they break and smack the piss out of you. I seriously pee'd a little bit cause it scared me so much. haha

Give your fuckin balls a tug you pussy.

Seltzer · 05-02-2009, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Ew. Mouth ulcers?
You so nasty.

Heh, nah I used to get those when I was a pre-teen. They kinda just stopped happening after a while. In fact, until you just posted that, I hadn't thought about them in years.

Nice job, ulcer guy.

woops.
Nice edit.

I've been plagued with them for as long as I can remember and I'm not sure why, because I tend to eat pretty well. Could have something to do with irregular sleep patterns (or lack of sleep in general) combined with coca-cola abuse (nasty triprotic acids).

They come and go really - when I have them, they're the worst thing in the world until they suddenly disappear and I completely forget about them until they next strike.

**Janszoon** · 05-03-2009, 10:02 PM

For the past two days I've had droves of Mexicans driving down the road directly in front of my apartment all leaning on their car horns simultaneously in celebration of Cinco de Mayo. And when I say droves I mean all three lanes of the road from one end of my block to the other are completely packed with cars with cranked up subwoofers all honking their horns in unison. Don't get me wrong, I like a party, but this is really pretty fucking annoying. And, honestly, is it really that fun to sit in your car and honk the horn anyway?

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-04-2009, 04:06 AM

I had a bad reaction to paint fumes today having almost like an asthma attack...no DIYing for me in the future!

Freebase Dali · 05-04-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

I had a bad reaction to paint fumes today having almost like an asthma attack...no DIYing for me in the future!

DIY tracheotomy ftw.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 05-04-2009, 03:03 PM

I swear my school is a cult or something. I don't care enough to make real "friends" with these people, but I hate being alone.

But GOOD NEWS: This girl I used to hang out with totally burned me and now we're not really speaking. She left a pair of jeans at my house. My mom (mid 40s, 4 kids) tried on her jeans for fun and....my mother fits in this stupid's jeans. Yeeessss, she is a fatttyyy.

Tobias · 05-09-2009, 04:22 PM

Finally got to get back on MB, my internet was down

so yeah not being able to get on here for so long, that's my bitch...lol

Bulldog · 05-10-2009, 07:54 AM

Regarding this...

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Originally Posted by Bulldog

As for me, if my flatmates are still up for it, I'm off a bit later to Twisted Wheel just down the road in Manchester for my first brush with northern soul in a non-MP3 format - should be interesting.

...it turns out I'll not be going after all because everyone I was going to go with left it 'til pretty much the last minute to back out on the idea which, by the way, I've been looking forward to for weeks.

These are the same bunch who are to bloody lazy too put down their deposits on next year's flat, for which the deadline is next week. Honestly, any more poncing about like this and I'll get the damn place by myself.

And on top of that I just spent a good £20 on some food shopping that probably won't last a week. F*cking downward-spiralling economic climate.

In other words it's days like this that make me hate everything.

Well, that's that. Back to the important stuff I suppose.

Piss Me Off · 05-10-2009, 08:08 AM

I can sympathise, i wanted to go to an XFM DJ's night last night (obviously not the Twisted Wheel but it's the best i'm going to get here) but no-one was up for it. I need better friends.

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05-03-2009, 10:02 PM	#4134 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	For the past two days I've had droves of Mexicans driving down the road directly in front of my apartment all leaning on their car horns simultaneously in celebration of Cinco de Mayo. And when I say droves I mean all three lanes of the road from one end of my block to the other are completely packed with cars with cranked up subwoofers all honking their horns in unison. Don't get me wrong, I like a party, but this is really pretty fucking annoying. And, honestly, is it really that fun to sit in your car and honk the horn anyway? __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

05-04-2009, 04:06 AM	#4135 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	I had a bad reaction to paint fumes today having almost like an asthma attack...no DIYing for me in the future! __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-10-2009, 08:08 AM	#4140 (permalink)
Piss Me Off Moodswings n' Roundabouts Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: At the corner of Dude and Catastrophe Posts: 4,512	I can sympathise, i wanted to go to an XFM DJ's night last night (obviously not the Twisted Wheel but it's the best i'm going to get here) but no-one was up for it. I need better friends. __________________ Last FM Rate Yr Music Muxtape

05-01-2009, 10:05 AM	#4131 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	LOL. They need to find away to make guitar strings not hurt so bad when they break and smack the piss out of you. I seriously pee'd a little bit cause it scared me so much. haha

05-04-2009, 03:03 PM	#4137 (permalink)
~~TumorAttitude~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Purgatory Posts: 749	I swear my school is a cult or something. I don't care enough to make real "friends" with these people, but I hate being alone. But GOOD NEWS: This girl I used to hang out with totally burned me and now we're not really speaking. She left a pair of jeans at my house. My mom (mid 40s, 4 kids) tried on her jeans for fun and....my mother fits in this stupid's jeans. Yeeessss, she is a fatttyyy.

05-09-2009, 04:22 PM	#4138 (permalink)
Tobias Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 60	Finally got to get back on MB, my internet was down so yeah not being able to get on here for so long, that's my bitch...lol