The Bitch Box

**Janszoon** · 04-07-2009, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Oh I definitely don't have a conscience about killing bugs. Except spiders. They look so damn cool.

My worst fear: Flying c0ckroaches. They're like a more pissed-off, upgraded c0ckroach intent on using you as a landing zone then crawling about.

I had one land on the back of my neck once. It crawled down my shirt and made a bee-line to my a$$ crack.

I screamed like a girl.

Jesus Christ. So would I.

In a related story, about a year or two ago I turned on my hairdryer and a cockroach came flying out on the burst of hot air, smacked into my forehead then fell into the sink.

NSW · 04-07-2009, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Jesus Christ. So would I.

In a related story, about a year or two ago I turned on my hairdryer and a cockroach came flying out on on the burst of hot air, smacked into my forehead then fell into the sink.

Sorry...i know it's not funny...but it is. lol

**Janszoon** · 04-07-2009, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife

Sorry...i know it's not funny...but it is. lol

Kirby · 04-07-2009, 07:44 PM

Lmao.

Back on the original topic, though...

I have the Stomache flu, and I have since Saturday.
It's spring break this week.
I haven't been able to eat anything for three days.

Freebase Dali · 04-07-2009, 09:12 PM

Hell no, NOT back to the OT.
C0ckroach shooting hairdryers are genius!

**Janszoon** · 04-08-2009, 12:19 PM

I'm a graphic designer and right now I'm working on this little freelance project doing a tee shirt design for a powerlifting competition. The actual design process went very well but now that I'm at the printing stage I'm dealing with this production guy who is just the biggest douchebag imaginable and who is making the process needlessly complicated because he doesn't know what the hell he's doing. I've been very levelheaded and professional in all my conversations with him but every time I get an email from him I'm so tempted to just reply with "FUCK OFF".

shoegazer · 04-09-2009, 05:43 AM

My cell phone has been slowly breaking over the past year. It's not that bad of a phone too. But, I wasn't havin that good of a day because I found out I have 2 cavities, got in a fight with my mom, and got in a fight with my girlfriend. And then, my phone started acting up and it wouldn't let me do anything. So I got pissed and punch it..Now the screen has a big spider-web crack on it. I know it's my fault, but, **** man..

swim · 04-11-2009, 10:09 PM

Merge Records thought it would be a good a to do a 20th anniversary festival. Ok cool, that's neat. They're going to be having it at Cat's Cradle. That's kind of nice it's at a smaller venue. All the tickets are sold out before I even found out about this. That's not really a big. I mean I don't even really like most of the stuff they put out nowadays anyway plus it was like 150 dollars for a 5 day pass. Wait what? Polvo, Superchunk, Pipe and Spent are playing with all playing reunion shows and I don't get to go? Fuck you merge.

glutoro · 04-11-2009, 10:51 PM

So my life is so awesome the only thing I have to bitch about is the person renting my spare room. She not only doens't help out around the house, she has her boyfriend over everynight or so. So we (me and my inlaw hubby) have to not only clean up after her but him as well. So meanwhile when he stays here he comes over when he gets in town and then hangs out with her for a few hours and leaves to go out with his friends until around 1:30ish 2ish in the morning, which isn't crazy late but on a weeknight it is late; even more so to the people that live on either side of me. So ok even that isn't really problem until you here your two dogs braking at 2am in the morning waking up the people next door. So by her not talking to him about this she lets it go on, so I get complaints about the braking.. but it only bothers them when its late. So this is very understabdle to me, that she talk to him about it. I mean its my house he is a guest and when he stays here he isn;t just her guest but the owers guest as well as its in my house? anyway so he should respet that I have people living next door on either side.

So I told her to talk to him about it and she pretty much said that she doesn't want him to get mad at her and feel like he can't stay here anymore. So I said to her that she should feel more concered about having a place to live then her boyfriend being mad at her for a few minutes. She should respect me and my house and the people living next door.. am I wrong? anyway so then she went downstairs right after talking to her and started talking about me via text to my very good friend which is hers as well. Which sucks cause I can't say any thing about it cause we are all friends. I would never want to put Polly in the middle of things.

So am I going about this all wrong? please help. Thanks.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-12-2009, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I'm a graphic designer and right now I'm working on this little freelance project doing a tee shirt design for a powerlifting competition. The actual design process went very well but now that I'm at the printing stage I'm dealing with this production guy who is just the biggest douchebag imaginable and who is making the process needlessly complicated because he doesn't know what the hell he's doing. I've been very levelheaded and professional in all my conversations with him but every time I get an email from him I'm so tempted to just reply with "FUCK OFF".

Don't you hate having to be polite to people like that?

I had customers at my old work that used to be so rude about having everything they had bought individually wrapped absolutely perfectly, and this was a week before christmas and there was lines of people behind them. So tempting to tell them to **** off and wrap their presents themselves.

So glad I tutor stats now, I get showered with respect.

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04-07-2009, 07:44 PM	#4094 (permalink)
Kirby Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Forest Park, GA Posts: 1,637	Lmao. Back on the original topic, though... I have the Stomache flu, and I have since Saturday. It's spring break this week. I haven't been able to eat anything for three days. __________________ ::KirbyISAlmighty::

04-07-2009, 09:12 PM	#4095 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Hell no, NOT back to the OT. C0ckroach shooting hairdryers are genius! __________________

04-08-2009, 12:19 PM	#4096 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	I'm a graphic designer and right now I'm working on this little freelance project doing a tee shirt design for a powerlifting competition. The actual design process went very well but now that I'm at the printing stage I'm dealing with this production guy who is just the biggest douchebag imaginable and who is making the process needlessly complicated because he doesn't know what the hell he's doing. I've been very levelheaded and professional in all my conversations with him but every time I get an email from him I'm so tempted to just reply with "FUCK OFF". __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

04-09-2009, 05:43 AM	#4097 (permalink)
shoegazer What I do I say Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Hawaii, US Posts: 96	My cell phone has been slowly breaking over the past year. It's not that bad of a phone too. But, I wasn't havin that good of a day because I found out I have 2 cavities, got in a fight with my mom, and got in a fight with my girlfriend. And then, my phone started acting up and it wouldn't let me do anything. So I got pissed and punch it..Now the screen has a big spider-web crack on it. I know it's my fault, but, **** man.. __________________ :crazy:Just a little misunderstood:crazy:

04-11-2009, 10:09 PM	#4098 (permalink)
swim dontcareaboutyou Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 5,188	Merge Records thought it would be a good a to do a 20th anniversary festival. Ok cool, that's neat. They're going to be having it at Cat's Cradle. That's kind of nice it's at a smaller venue. All the tickets are sold out before I even found out about this. That's not really a big. I mean I don't even really like most of the stuff they put out nowadays anyway plus it was like 150 dollars for a 5 day pass. Wait what? Polvo, Superchunk, Pipe and Spent are playing with all playing reunion shows and I don't get to go? Fuck you merge. __________________ http://nakednaps.bandcamp.com/

04-11-2009, 10:51 PM	#4099 (permalink)
glutoro Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cutest little town in Canada. Posts: 90	So my life is so awesome the only thing I have to bitch about is the person renting my spare room. She not only doens't help out around the house, she has her boyfriend over everynight or so. So we (me and my inlaw hubby) have to not only clean up after her but him as well. So meanwhile when he stays here he comes over when he gets in town and then hangs out with her for a few hours and leaves to go out with his friends until around 1:30ish 2ish in the morning, which isn't crazy late but on a weeknight it is late; even more so to the people that live on either side of me. So ok even that isn't really problem until you here your two dogs braking at 2am in the morning waking up the people next door. So by her not talking to him about this she lets it go on, so I get complaints about the braking.. but it only bothers them when its late. So this is very understabdle to me, that she talk to him about it. I mean its my house he is a guest and when he stays here he isn;t just her guest but the owers guest as well as its in my house? anyway so he should respet that I have people living next door on either side. So I told her to talk to him about it and she pretty much said that she doesn't want him to get mad at her and feel like he can't stay here anymore. So I said to her that she should feel more concered about having a place to live then her boyfriend being mad at her for a few minutes. She should respect me and my house and the people living next door.. am I wrong? anyway so then she went downstairs right after talking to her and started talking about me via text to my very good friend which is hers as well. Which sucks cause I can't say any thing about it cause we are all friends. I would never want to put Polly in the middle of things. So am I going about this all wrong? please help. Thanks. __________________ Major Tom to Ground Control SATCHMO my fellow pot head.