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333 · 04-02-2009, 12:38 PM

I killed 6 pill bugs in a biology experiment just now and the guilt is heavy on my shoulders. They didn't deserve it.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-02-2009, 12:51 PM

Why do they insist on waiting until I have 2 weeks off work to dig up the road outside my house.

I'm sick of being woken up in the middle of the afternoon

333 · 04-02-2009, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Why do they insist on waiting until I have 2 weeks off work to dig up the road outside my house.

I'm sick of being woken up in the middle of the afternoon

When you awake (at night, of course), go out and **** with all their equipment. Perhaps leave them a suggestive, hintful doo-doo matter.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-02-2009, 12:58 PM

I could do that but I don't want to make them be here even longer than they're supposed to be.

glutoro · 04-02-2009, 02:43 PM

OK!!!!!!

I didn't get the job I wanted. The job I applied for wasn't even cool, I'm just really desperate and now have to start looking for work at fast food places. I really feel like ****, if I had a rope I would so tie my legs and arms together while my friends and family pin me down and beat me.

Bring on Easter trans fats.

Mojo · 04-03-2009, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Speaking of iPod...

I can't fncking stand it when people refer to all mp3 players as "iPods" as though the only mp3 player in existence is, specifically, the iPod.
The other day, someone asked me if I had an iPod. I said no. The guy actually said this: "What do you live under a rock"?. I said: "No. I just don't like the iPod. There's better stuff out there".
He says: "What, CD's???"

It's so sad that so many people's knowledge is based on what's marketed to them the most. Poor chaps miss out on all kinds of sh!t because mass marketing hasn't spawned it into existence yet..

I was surprised when I realised my niece thought this way. I didnt realise at the time that anyone thought of all mp3 players as iPods but i've heard it a few times since. My niece is 13 though and she has an iPod so I guess thats not so bad.

**Janszoon** · 04-03-2009, 12:26 PM

I've had a raging headache since last night. It's better than it was, at least I can open my eyes now, but it still sucks.

Seltzer · 04-04-2009, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Why do they insist on waiting until I have 2 weeks off work to dig up the road outside my house.

I'm sick of being woken up in the middle of the afternoon

I'm pissed off with all the roadworks over here lately... roadworks on our street, roadworks near my mate's place and roadworks plaguing the streets near the university.

They decided to dig up the road in front of our driveway without giving us any notice, preventing us from using our car in any way. Our neighbour won't let us use his driveway to get out because he doesn't like our landlord... something to do with a dispute over the fencing.

Duke Of Slander · 04-04-2009, 06:45 PM

So last night I have a party for my roommate's birthday and everyone's pretty hammered and having a good time. I get a tap on the shoulder from a friend saying a girl's vomiting in my mates room so I go check it out. She's passed out on his bed and managed to get to the toilet so I go to get her a trashcan and she vomits on the side of the bed. I'm like whatever lets just get this cleaned up.

So then my mate goes in there with his girlfriend and starts **** talking about her while she's passed out and tell her "I don't care. You're leaving. Find a way home now." I manage to take her home (she's a friend of mine as well I gotta add) and come back to my mate flipping out and moving his mattress out onto the balcony because someone vomited on it.

So I'm pissed off at him **** talking her today, saying that she's going to pay for this and that, even though everything came out of the carpet and the sheets. ****ing drama queens.

~~Farfisa~~ · 04-04-2009, 07:59 PM

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04-02-2009, 12:51 PM	#4072 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Why do they insist on waiting until I have 2 weeks off work to dig up the road outside my house. I'm sick of being woken up in the middle of the afternoon __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

04-02-2009, 12:58 PM	#4074 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I could do that but I don't want to make them be here even longer than they're supposed to be. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

04-03-2009, 12:26 PM	#4077 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	I've had a raging headache since last night. It's better than it was, at least I can open my eyes now, but it still sucks. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

04-02-2009, 12:38 PM	#4071 (permalink)
333 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 965	I killed 6 pill bugs in a biology experiment just now and the guilt is heavy on my shoulders. They didn't deserve it.

04-02-2009, 02:43 PM	#4075 (permalink)
glutoro Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cutest little town in Canada. Posts: 90	OK!!!!!! I didn't get the job I wanted. The job I applied for wasn't even cool, I'm just really desperate and now have to start looking for work at fast food places. I really feel like ****, if I had a rope I would so tie my legs and arms together while my friends and family pin me down and beat me. Bring on Easter trans fats.

04-04-2009, 06:45 PM	#4079 (permalink)
Duke Of Slander Slanderous Duke Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 87	So last night I have a party for my roommate's birthday and everyone's pretty hammered and having a good time. I get a tap on the shoulder from a friend saying a girl's vomiting in my mates room so I go check it out. She's passed out on his bed and managed to get to the toilet so I go to get her a trashcan and she vomits on the side of the bed. I'm like whatever lets just get this cleaned up. So then my mate goes in there with his girlfriend and starts ** talking about her while she's passed out and tell her "I don't care. You're leaving. Find a way home now." I manage to take her home (she's a friend of mine as well I gotta add) and come back to my mate flipping out and moving his mattress out onto the balcony because someone vomited on it. So I'm pissed off at him talking her today, saying that she's going to pay for this and that, even though everything came out of the carpet and the sheets. **ing drama queens.

04-04-2009, 07:59 PM	#4080 (permalink)
~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	^ Drama whores take all of the fun out of life.