The Bitch Box

anticipation · 11-02-2008, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Wifey Boozer

You shoulda blasted some Will Smith's on his ass.

"mind ya bidness, just mind ya bidness."

so, on halloween i went to this party at U of I down in champaign with some of my friends, to see some of our friends that go there. these were the same guys we went to kentucky with, needless to say their righteous doods. anyway, it was like 1 am and we're at some frat house and i'm blazed as ****. there was this chick i was dancing with, i had no idea who the **** she was, and for some reason this came out of my mouth...

me: "cut the bull****, you got a boyfriend?"
her: "nooooooooo"
me "let's makeout"
her: "okay"

so we made out, and i guess me and my friends chilled until like 2, then we split. went to a mickey d's down the road from the college, and we're just recovering from the party. my friends are all drunk, the bud is starting to wear off, and we're all just sitting in the parking lot. then a car full of doods rolls up, three guys jump out and one of the walks right up to me and punches me straight in the face. i'm on the ground, the other two are kicking the **** out of me, and my friends are just standing there. this went on for like 10 minutes, and then they split. i got up, and went to our friend's dorm and just crashed. i guess it was worth it because i got to makeout with some chick.

Bulldog · 11-02-2008, 12:15 PM

Well I lost my digicam on Halloween night which is a right pain - I had some great pics of my David Vanian costume on it! I was walking back to my flat from a house party pissed to hell and I can only imagine it fell out of my pocket, which I only noticed when I got back to my place. And of course at 4am retracing my steps to find it would have been one of those needle-in-a-haystack conundrums.

On the plus side I met this chick who I'm seeing again on Wednesday, so it wasn't all bad

~~Farfisa~~ · 11-02-2008, 12:30 PM

Everyone seems to have hooked up with a chick this Halloween, while I remain single and lonely.

FaSho · 11-02-2008, 02:43 PM

^^^I was just about to say something like that. Join the club.

Laces Out Dan! · 11-02-2008, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by anticipation

i guess it was worth it because i got to makeout with some chick.

What is this grade 7?
Also, your friends are pussies and you need to do something about that.

jackhammer · 11-02-2008, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Piss Me Off

So Halloween was interesting, my mate got arrested for pissing in McDonalds. Obviously a very ****ing stupid thing to do and he's feeling very shamed right now. I was right next to him and didn't notice it happen, so with a few drinks in me and a the police wrestling him to the floor in a second shouting 'you ****ing paki' i was quick to react. Nothing bad, just went up to one of them, tapped him on the shoulder and said 'look, can i talk to you rationally about this?' but apparantly this warranted 2 of them holding me up against the wall by the throat calling me scum. I was kicked off the high street and had to wait half an hour for the rest to catch up.

Apart from that it was a great night!

What a shitter. Although pointing percy in maccie d's is not the best thing to do, it hardly warrants being manhandled like that.

lucifer_sam · 11-02-2008, 05:43 PM

A similar (yet far stupider) thing happened to my friend this Halloween.

We were at my girl friend's apartment and one of our other friends decided to go onto the balcony and smoke a little weed. I thought that in itself was stupid, as the balcony faces about sixty to seventy other apartments and an enormous parking lot.

Well, it got even dumber when my friend decided that the bathroom wasn't good enough and went off the balcony (six stories above the parking lot). Someone shined a flashlight up at him and the party ended up getting busted. My friend was pretty distraught the rest of the night, as now she's getting a nice set of iron bars placed in the doorway and complete prohibited access to any balcony for eight more months.

And my friend almost got arrested. I wish he would have.

FaSho · 11-02-2008, 05:46 PM

Eight MORE months?

~~Farfisa~~ · 11-02-2008, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

A similar (yet far stupider) thing happened to my friend this Halloween.

We were at my girl friend's apartment and one of our other friends decided to go onto the balcony and smoke a little weed. I thought that in itself was stupid, as the balcony faces about sixty to seventy other apartments and an enormous parking lot.

Well, it got even dumber when my friend decided that the bathroom wasn't good enough and went off the balcony (six stories above the parking lot). Someone shined a flashlight up at him and the party ended up getting busted. My friend was pretty distraught the rest of the night, as now she's getting a nice set of iron bars placed in the doorway and complete prohibited access to any balcony for eight more months.

And my friend almost got arrested. I wish he would have.

I swear, some people have no common sense.

lucifer_sam · 11-02-2008, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by FaSho

Eight MORE months?

Well, it's a twelve-month lease.

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11-02-2008, 05:43 PM	#3807 (permalink)
lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	A similar (yet far stupider) thing happened to my friend this Halloween. We were at my girl friend's apartment and one of our other friends decided to go onto the balcony and smoke a little weed. I thought that in itself was stupid, as the balcony faces about sixty to seventy other apartments and an enormous parking lot. Well, it got even dumber when my friend decided that the bathroom wasn't good enough and went off the balcony (six stories above the parking lot). Someone shined a flashlight up at him and the party ended up getting busted. My friend was pretty distraught the rest of the night, as now she's getting a nice set of iron bars placed in the doorway and complete prohibited access to any balcony for eight more months. And my friend almost got arrested. I wish he would have. __________________ first.am

11-02-2008, 12:15 PM	#3802 (permalink)
Bulldog why bother? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: UK Posts: 4,840	Well I lost my digicam on Halloween night which is a right pain - I had some great pics of my David Vanian costume on it! I was walking back to my flat from a house party pissed to hell and I can only imagine it fell out of my pocket, which I only noticed when I got back to my place. And of course at 4am retracing my steps to find it would have been one of those needle-in-a-haystack conundrums. On the plus side I met this chick who I'm seeing again on Wednesday, so it wasn't all bad

11-02-2008, 12:30 PM	#3803 (permalink)
~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	Everyone seems to have hooked up with a chick this Halloween, while I remain single and lonely.