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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:49 PM   #3411 (permalink)
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Same here!
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Old 06-26-2007, 01:54 PM   #3412 (permalink)
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I don't like the term "rents" being used to refer to parents.



****'s weak.
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Old 06-26-2007, 03:09 PM   #3413 (permalink)
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^ I could not agree more.

Weirdly enough, I've noticed its a euphemism that only guys seem to use.
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:04 PM   #3414 (permalink)
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Stayed up till 1 watching Pulp Fiction, and in my honest opinion, there wasn't enough killing.
wasnt enough killing? heres a thought. CNN.com - Breaking News, U.S., World, Weather, Entertainment & Video News . i dont have to check and i would put money on 5 of the top 10 stories have something to do with people being murdered, raped, bombed, stabbed, run over, or drowned... and there is a good chance one of them is probably a whole family with kids and ****. OR you could goto Drew Curtis' FARK.com and be entertained. so death and destruction (weezer shout out woot!) or laughter... you decide
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Old 06-27-2007, 03:34 PM   #3415 (permalink)
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This years holiday bitches are...

a) Wife; "Which top should I wear tonight...the red one, or the white one?"
Me; "Err...the white one".
Wife; *snaps... "What's wrong with the red one!?"

b) When out walking past shops...no matter how slow you walk, women always manage to be a good 20 yards behind.

c) Europeans (this means you too Marijan) and in particular Germans.
Stop trying to speak English with a fake American accent...it isn't cool!
You sound like a twat.

"Vaarn beeeer plirz"

Stop it!!!
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Old 06-27-2007, 04:30 PM   #3416 (permalink)
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a) Wife; "Which top should I wear tonight...the red one, or the white one?"
Me; "Err...the white one".
Wife; *snaps... "What's wrong with the red one!?"
oh wooow
i feel bad for you
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Old 06-27-2007, 05:44 PM   #3417 (permalink)
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oh wooow
i feel bad for you
^ mmm...sarcasm?

Your a woman...you tell me.
Why do women do that?
After 12 years of marriage I still fall for the same trap.
An innocent answer follows a long winded forced explanation (usually accompanied by an inevitable row) as to exactly why I didn't choose the other.
If I chose the other instead...same shit.

Catch 22...
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Old 06-27-2007, 05:54 PM   #3418 (permalink)
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you see... here is their mind set

"he should think i look beautiful in both"

the correct answer

"you would look great in both, but if i had to choose id say (insert any color here)"

then if you write music, you should play her 2 songs and ask her which is better and pull the same **** on her.... if your feeling spiteful
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Old 06-27-2007, 09:07 PM   #3419 (permalink)
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^ mmm...sarcasm?

Your a woman...you tell me.
Why do women do that?
After 12 years of marriage I still fall for the same trap.
An innocent answer follows a long winded forced explanation (usually accompanied by an inevitable row) as to exactly why I didn't choose the other.
If I chose the other instead...same shit.

Catch 22...
no that wasnt sarcasm
i genuinely pity you
im not like that at all
& i really feel bad for people who have to put up with that
im not sure why most women are like that
women are basketcases, what can i say
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Old 06-28-2007, 12:08 AM   #3420 (permalink)
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After 10 years of marriage I have decided thatt it is the vagina that makes em crazy, the tits make sure you stick around
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