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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 01-03-2007, 10:32 PM   #2961 (permalink)
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Put liquid soap in his gas tank. It will mix with the gasoline and form napalm. You figure out the rest......
That's retarded. Throw a firecracker or two under the hood. and line his exhaust pipe with vaseline.
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Old 01-03-2007, 10:33 PM   #2962 (permalink)
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Use some milk!
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Ive seen you on muiltipul forums saying Metallica and slayer are the worst **** you kid go suck your **** while you listen to your ****ing emo **** I bet you do listen to emo music
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Old 01-03-2007, 10:34 PM   #2963 (permalink)
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Use some bleach !
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Old 01-03-2007, 10:34 PM   #2964 (permalink)
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That's retarded. Throw a firecracker or two under the hood. and line his exhaust pipe with vaseline.
Sorry, most of us dont always have vaseline within arm's reach
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Old 01-03-2007, 10:35 PM   #2965 (permalink)
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Sorry, most of us dont always have vaseline within arm's reach
oh . . . . . . .
i'm actually speechless. . .
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Old 01-03-2007, 10:37 PM   #2966 (permalink)
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Use some bleach !
Good idea.



Thats me with my bleach
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Old 01-03-2007, 10:45 PM   #2967 (permalink)
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^WOW.....You're good..


That actually gave me quite a laugh because I know what you're getting at....
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maybe I can wait in bed 'til she comes home. and whispers....

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Old 01-03-2007, 11:09 PM   #2968 (permalink)
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my bitch is trying to leave.
he goes back home next week on tuesday.
i hate my aunt. I know she had something to do with this. damned bitter shrew.
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Old 01-04-2007, 08:39 AM   #2969 (permalink)
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Well I found the girl the panties belong to...and posted them at the local Post Office with her name and number on them. Classic..her mom works at the Post Office..then I locked him out of the house after he left at 2 am this morning...stupid pig.
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Old 01-04-2007, 10:03 AM   #2970 (permalink)
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Well I found the girl the panties belong to...and posted them at the local Post Office with her name and number on them. Classic..her mom works at the Post Office..then I locked him out of the house after he left at 2 am this morning...stupid pig.
You girls can be so mean
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