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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 01-03-2007, 10:46 AM   #2951 (permalink)
we became a carcass!
 
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My ex took my car for 8.5 hrs...and when I got in it this morning there was a condom wrapper and a pair of some very ugly panties.
Thats AWFUL! I hope you kicked him in the balls?
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Old 01-03-2007, 10:48 AM   #2952 (permalink)
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I am still plotting revenge..

Any suggestions?
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Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

“See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal f**kin high on drugs.”
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Old 01-03-2007, 10:54 AM   #2953 (permalink)
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Pretend you want him back. Seduce him. Bite his penis.
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Old 01-03-2007, 10:55 AM   #2954 (permalink)
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I dont know if I want anything of mine near his penis...

You should have seen those panties...
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Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

“See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal f**kin high on drugs.”
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Old 01-03-2007, 12:03 PM   #2955 (permalink)
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I hate people who gossip and are spiteful for no reason. Almost like they get a kick out of just being mean. It ruins great things.
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Old 01-03-2007, 02:15 PM   #2956 (permalink)
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I think you should just hit him with your car
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Old 01-03-2007, 02:26 PM   #2957 (permalink)
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I just can't seem to get started today, I have been up since 9:30 this morning and I have done F*CK ALL!!

What a waste of a day
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Old 01-03-2007, 02:32 PM   #2958 (permalink)
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^^Welcome to my world.

I think I have been poisoned.
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Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

“See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal f**kin high on drugs.”
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Old 01-03-2007, 02:41 PM   #2959 (permalink)
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borrow his car, put two pair of panties in it.
Let him figure it out
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Old 01-03-2007, 04:06 PM   #2960 (permalink)
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Put liquid soap in his gas tank. It will mix with the gasoline and form napalm. You figure out the rest......
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