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MURDER JUNKIE · 10-28-2006, 12:23 AM

Isn't Wal-Mart open??

Spike*Spiegel · 10-28-2006, 12:24 AM

lol too bad im not 21

MURDER JUNKIE · 10-28-2006, 12:25 AM

Oh right, that sucks

If I was there I would buy it for you, then you could take advantage of me

Spike*Spiegel · 10-28-2006, 12:28 AM

i highly doubt id need the aid of alcohol to do that

woahairplane · 10-28-2006, 01:23 AM

i only get 3 hours this weekend.
my paycheck is going to suck .

holdyoualways · 10-30-2006, 07:30 AM

seriously
does anybody here thinking "taking a break" with someone because the other person might possibly move to philidelphia or doesnt have extreme plans for college is reasonable?
cuz i sure as hell dont
& im fucking pissed

Merkaba · 11-08-2006, 05:29 PM

Okay, bringing this bitch back from the dead, but I just had to share some news I heard today.

If you think the US govt is a bit nuts upstairs, wait till you read this trash.

Would you as the public want to sack the Ministry of Education if you found out your kids were allowed to pass exams using txt language to explain their answers?

Q: "Explain why the cow jumped over the moon"

A: "Wel da cw jmpd ova da moon bcoz it ws relly hapy an wntd 2 b kool"

Full marks, wel done Billy!!!

Fuck that, imagine if the kid gets a job oneday and the boss asks him to write up a report and hte guy hands it in written in text language. "uhhh well thats what they taught us at school sir".

And our minister of Ed says, "As long as they've understood and answered the question properly..." I'm telling you, this will do nothing other than make the generation of tommorrow 3 times as dumb.

Fuck you NZ, you deserve to live in the dark.

MoonlitSunshine · 11-08-2006, 05:30 PM

hahahahaha

My english teacher would murder me if I did that

_Spinning_ · 11-08-2006, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merkaba

Okay, bringing this bitch back from the dead, but I just had to share some news I heard today.

If you think the US govt is a bit nuts upstairs, wait till you read this trash.

Would you as the public want to sack the Ministry of Education if you found out your kids were allowed to pass exams using txt language to explain their answers?

Q: "Explain why the cow jumped over the moon"

A: "Wel da cw jmpd ova da moon bcoz it ws relly hapy an wntd 2 b kool"

Full marks, wel done Billy!!!

Fuck that, imagine if the kid gets a job oneday and the boss asks him to write up a report and hte guy hands it in written in text language. "uhhh well thats what they taught us at school sir".

And our minister of Ed says, "As long as they've understood and answered the question properly..." I'm telling you, this will do nothing other than make the generation of tommorrow 3 times as dumb.

Fuck you NZ, you deserve to live in the dark.

Are you ****ing serious?

Merkaba · 11-08-2006, 06:47 PM

Yeah man, it was on the front page of The Press today so I'd assume it would be in your Herald or whatever peper it is you guys get up there. xtra.co.nz has a write up on it too I think.

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10-28-2006, 01:23 AM	#2545 (permalink)
woahairplane probably basic Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: not with you. Posts: 86	i only get 3 hours this weekend. my paycheck is going to suck . __________________ 'Cause that's all that you'll get so you'll have to accept You are here then you're gone But I believe that lovers should be tied together and Thrown into the ocean in the worst of weather and left there to drown

10-30-2006, 07:30 AM	#2546 (permalink)
holdyoualways Elevator to the moon Join Date: May 2005 Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania Posts: 1,088	seriously does anybody here thinking "taking a break" with someone because the other person might possibly move to philidelphia or doesnt have extreme plans for college is reasonable? cuz i sure as hell dont & im fucking pissed __________________ You're my satellite <3

11-08-2006, 05:29 PM	#2547 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	Okay, bringing this bitch back from the dead, but I just had to share some news I heard today. If you think the US govt is a bit nuts upstairs, wait till you read this trash. Would you as the public want to sack the Ministry of Education if you found out your kids were allowed to pass exams using txt language to explain their answers? Q: "Explain why the cow jumped over the moon" A: "Wel da cw jmpd ova da moon bcoz it ws relly hapy an wntd 2 b kool" Full marks, wel done Billy!!! Fuck that, imagine if the kid gets a job oneday and the boss asks him to write up a report and hte guy hands it in written in text language. "uhhh well thats what they taught us at school sir". And our minister of Ed says, "As long as they've understood and answered the question properly..." I'm telling you, this will do nothing other than make the generation of tommorrow 3 times as dumb. Fuck you NZ, you deserve to live in the dark. __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

11-08-2006, 05:30 PM	#2548 (permalink)
MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,088	hahahahaha My english teacher would murder me if I did that __________________ "I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?" - Arthur Dent

10-28-2006, 12:23 AM	#2541 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	Isn't Wal-Mart open??

10-28-2006, 12:24 AM	#2542 (permalink)
Spike*Spiegel Five Feet of Fury Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: suburbanite Posts: 761	lol too bad im not 21

10-28-2006, 12:25 AM	#2543 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	Oh right, that sucks If I was there I would buy it for you, then you could take advantage of me

10-28-2006, 12:28 AM	#2544 (permalink)
Spike*Spiegel Five Feet of Fury Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: suburbanite Posts: 761	i highly doubt id need the aid of alcohol to do that

11-08-2006, 06:47 PM	#2550 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	Yeah man, it was on the front page of The Press today so I'd assume it would be in your Herald or whatever peper it is you guys get up there. xtra.co.nz has a write up on it too I think. __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker