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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 01-17-2023, 03:37 PM   #24901 (permalink)
Cuter Than Post Malone.
 
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As in Pinochet liked to yeet people from helicopters.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 01-17-2023, 03:48 PM   #24902 (permalink)
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Yeeted like, you know, yeet.
Like… “yeet!”
Like, “watch this - *yeets*”
Yeet, yeeted, yeets, yeeting.
Rest assured she yeeted the **** out of that lil puppy dawg.
No, no, no, no, no, no and no. Never ever heard of it.
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As in your dad yeeted you from his balls and into your mom.
For real, don't talk about my father please, not in the same breath as my mother. He was a waste of skin that had the gall to outlast my ma by nearly a quarter of a century.
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Old 01-17-2023, 03:53 PM   #24903 (permalink)
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Pinochet
Speaking of that dog vs person thread....
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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 01-18-2023, 01:30 PM   #24904 (permalink)
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Some dumb**** just asked me a question but left out all the details I needed to know to know what the **** he was even asking me and why he was asking, and when I told him I didn't know what he was talking about he just restated the exact same question but added a detail that still didn't make in any way clear what he was asking and why he was asking. Then he got frustrated and walked away. Nice taking to you, dip****.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-18-2023, 04:05 PM   #24905 (permalink)
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"You know that thing?"

"No."

"You know, that weird thing?"

"No."

*Stomps off*
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 01-18-2023, 04:33 PM   #24906 (permalink)
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“Do you sell vegetables?”

“What?”

“Do you sell vegetables? Y’know, green, fibrous foods..”

“What?”

*Stomps off*
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Old 01-18-2023, 04:48 PM   #24907 (permalink)
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"Do you guys sell any dinosaur oatmeal?"

"What?"

"Y'know, with the candy eggs that hatch T-Rexes, Liopleurodons, Velociraptors and Plesiosaurs when you heat it up?"

"What?!"

*Stomps off*
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Old 01-18-2023, 05:56 PM   #24908 (permalink)
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"Hey, you wet yourself."

"What?"

"There's a very large wet stain on the front of your pants."

"What?"

*Stomps off*
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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 01-18-2023, 07:43 PM   #24909 (permalink)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOItkiKMEzE
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Old 01-18-2023, 08:26 PM   #24910 (permalink)
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I commute by train and the one I'm on hit someone today. We've been sitting in between stations for two hours.

What?

Two hours just sitting on the tracks, **** sucks man.

What?

*tries to storm off but can't get off of the train so he just angrily paces up and down the aisle*
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