The Bitch Box

**Frownland** · 08-25-2022, 02:49 PM

You're supposed to force them to eat the litter when that happens.

SGR · 08-25-2022, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

He flipped me off. I flipped him off. I continued my day of casual rage.

Isn't that just how people in New Jersey greet each other?

I blame on the effervescent smell of Chris Christie that never seems to leave.

Trollheart · 08-25-2022, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

This morning I saw a dude drop a bag of napkins and wrappers from McDonalds on the ground of a parking lot. You bet your ass I was yelling out my window for him to pick up his f*cking garbage.

He flipped me off. I flipped him off. I continued my day of casual rage.

You have to be fair, Exo: sometimes it's just that gravity exerts this pull on them, and no matter what they do they're forced to drop the garbage, even if they're only a short puffing waddle away from a bin. At least, that's what I've been told.

music_collector · 08-25-2022, 09:51 PM

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Come to the South. We'll just shoot you.

Come to the north. We'll just be passive aggressive towards them.

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This morning I saw a dude drop a bag of napkins and wrappers from McDonalds on the ground of a parking lot.

It sounds extreme, but perhaps adopting some laws like in Singapore might take care of trash like that? I remember the American tourist who was caned for spitting on the ground. I've never been to Singapore, but my wife has. She said it was crazy clean everywhere.

Trollheart · 08-29-2022, 09:56 PM

Come to Ireland: we'll get you drunk and make you want to come back.

music_collector · 09-01-2022, 08:53 PM

Uggh

I've been off work since Friday (staycation). I had plans to do things with the kids. First one kid got sick, then the other, than the missus. It looks like I'm next in line. Thankfully, it's not the 'vid.

It hasn't been all bad. I got to work on my long jump skills. The city has sent workers over to replace our sidewalks. Because we can't walk on wet cement, the neighbours and I had to find a way to avoid being trapped at home like Abe Simpson.

My guess is the sidewalk replacement is a case of "build it, they will come". Since my family has lived in this neighbourhood, the majority of pedestrians walk on the street. Nobody can explain why, not that it matters, unless someone gets hit by a car.

music_collector · 09-02-2022, 03:31 PM

Geez. It sounds to me like your store could have been the basis for Clerks.

~~redfuzz~~ · 11-22-2022, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by bruise_violet

You kicked your dog?!

Lost a dog named Elphenor. He was ****ing gross.

**Exo** · 12-09-2022, 03:25 PM

If I hear one more old white guy tell me how "Ohhhh Blazing Saddles could NEVER be made in these current times because everybody is sooooo sensitive", I'm going to lose my sh*t.

These are the same exact people that support dickless white men with assault rifles protesting in front of drag shows because they can't handle grown adults wearing different clothes and putting on makeup.

The children? Bitch it was okay for f*cking Mrs. Doubtfire to do it but you can't handle it in real life?

You f*cking *******s going to read to your kids?

They can't even handle Buzz Lightyear possibly being gay.

WE are sensitive?

Get f*cked.

**Frownland** · 12-09-2022, 03:28 PM

You could never release Blazing Saddles today because everyone would be all sensitive and say things like "this is identical to the movie Mel Brooks released decades ago" and "this is copyright infringement". ****ing pansies.

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08-25-2022, 02:49 PM	#24671 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	You're supposed to force them to eat the litter when that happens. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-29-2022, 09:56 PM	#24675 (permalink)
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12-09-2022, 03:25 PM	#24679 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	If I hear one more old white guy tell me how "Ohhhh Blazing Saddles could NEVER be made in these current times because everybody is sooooo sensitive", I'm going to lose my sht. These are the same exact people that support dickless white men with assault rifles protesting in front of drag shows because they can't handle grown adults wearing different clothes and putting on makeup. The children? Bitch it was okay for fcking Mrs. Doubtfire to do it but you can't handle it in real life? You fcking *****s going to read to your kids? They can't even handle Buzz Lightyear possibly being gay. WE are sensitive? Get fcked. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

12-09-2022, 03:28 PM	#24680 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	You could never release Blazing Saddles today because everyone would be all sensitive and say things like "this is identical to the movie Mel Brooks released decades ago" and "this is copyright infringement". ***ing pansies. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

09-01-2022, 08:53 PM	#24676 (permalink)
music_collector Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2022 Location: Canada Posts: 744	Uggh I've been off work since Friday (staycation). I had plans to do things with the kids. First one kid got sick, then the other, than the missus. It looks like I'm next in line. Thankfully, it's not the 'vid. It hasn't been all bad. I got to work on my long jump skills. The city has sent workers over to replace our sidewalks. Because we can't walk on wet cement, the neighbours and I had to find a way to avoid being trapped at home like Abe Simpson. My guess is the sidewalk replacement is a case of "build it, they will come". Since my family has lived in this neighbourhood, the majority of pedestrians walk on the street. Nobody can explain why, not that it matters, unless someone gets hit by a car.

09-02-2022, 03:31 PM	#24677 (permalink)
music_collector Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2022 Location: Canada Posts: 744	Geez. It sounds to me like your store could have been the basis for Clerks.