The Bitch Box

Trollheart · 08-18-2021, 09:50 AM

Those salmon would eat you alive. Literally. Fish love plankton.

Plankton · 08-18-2021, 10:34 AM

Ok, I am a little spicy tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkTrL4YpwDA

~~jwb~~ · 08-19-2021, 01:13 PM

So yesterday morning when I'm right about to go to bed this snaggle tooth looking broad asks to use my phone. I'm like ok and i hold the **** out the window and put it on speaker for her. She goes to hold it and I'm like nah and she's like i won't steal it and looks all offended/degraded that I'm not willing to let her hold it. And I'm like i know you probably won't steal it but I've had my phone stolen before and I'm tired and don't feel like chasing your ass... Eventually she got over it and seemed like she wanted me to pay her for a blowjob or something but the bitch was looking rough.....

Then i get home last night at 3 am and there's this sketchy tweeker looking guy in the parking lot approaching me and I'm dead tired and don't feel like dealing with some bull**** right now. And he's doing the thing where he sorta walks in my direction but not really then goes the other way trying to look inconspicuous or some **** but eventually he approaches me and I'm like what? What do you want? And he's just mumbling **** and looking at me squirrelly and I'm like i can understand you but i don't have time for this... And he mumbles something about smoke and I'm just like no. Whatever the **** it is, no. **** off man I'm way too tired to be held up by some random ****ing guy trying to get me to buy or sell god knows what... ****s ****ing annoying the people who hang around this motel with nothing to do so they bother me.... I guess that's their job

**Exo** · 08-19-2021, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwb

So yesterday morning when I'm right about to go to bed this snaggle tooth looking broad asks to use my phone. I'm like ok and i hold the **** out the window and put it on speaker for her. She goes to hold it and I'm like nah and she's like i won't steal it and looks all offended/degraded that I'm not willing to let her hold it. And I'm like i know you probably won't steal it but I've had my phone stolen before and I'm tired and don't feel like chasing your ass... Eventually she got over it and seemed like she wanted me to pay her for a blowjob or something but the bitch was looking rough.....

Then i get home last night at 3 am and there's this sketchy tweeker looking guy in the parking lot approaching me and I'm dead tired and don't feel like dealing with some bull**** right now. And he's doing the thing where he sorta walks in my direction but not really then goes the other way trying to look inconspicuous or some **** but eventually he approaches me and I'm like what? What do you want? And he's just mumbling **** and looking at me squirrelly and I'm like i can understand you but i don't have time for this... And he mumbles something about smoke and I'm just like no. Whatever the **** it is, no. **** off man I'm way too tired to be held up by some random ****ing guy trying to get me to buy or sell god knows what... ****s ****ing annoying the people who hang around this motel with nothing to do so they bother me.... I guess that's their job

Sorry is this is a known fact but where exactly are you living right now again?

rostasi · 08-19-2021, 04:58 PM

BassoonPlatoon · 08-19-2021, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Yeah I wasn't having a go at you, I was just pointing out that
a) you made the remark about Bon Jovi
I guess the lesson is, if you're going to reference something make it something recent.

Or don't listen to Bon Jovi, yes, Batty I know...

Not sure how that's the lesson. Maybe just don't take every Bon Jovi reference so seriously.

Trollheart · 08-19-2021, 09:02 PM

Or just, you know, live in the present and not 2006. Either way is good.

~~jwb~~ · 08-20-2021, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo

Sorry is this is a known fact but where exactly are you living right now again?

WWWP · 08-20-2021, 04:37 PM

Which bitch does MB wanna hear about?
1) Dogfood Roommate
2) The Military Industrial Complex
3) Old Lady Panty Sniffing Stepbrother

The Batlord · 08-20-2021, 05:44 PM

How about go down the list in order.

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08-18-2021, 09:50 AM	#24541 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	Those salmon would eat you alive. Literally. Fish love plankton. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

08-18-2021, 10:34 AM	#24542 (permalink)
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08-19-2021, 09:02 PM	#24547 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	Or just, you know, live in the present and not 2006. Either way is good. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

08-19-2021, 01:13 PM	#24543 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	So yesterday morning when I'm right about to go to bed this snaggle tooth looking broad asks to use my phone. I'm like ok and i hold the ** out the window and put it on speaker for her. She goes to hold it and I'm like nah and she's like i won't steal it and looks all offended/degraded that I'm not willing to let her hold it. And I'm like i know you probably won't steal it but I've had my phone stolen before and I'm tired and don't feel like chasing your ass... Eventually she got over it and seemed like she wanted me to pay her for a blowjob or something but the bitch was looking rough..... Then i get home last night at 3 am and there's this sketchy tweeker looking guy in the parking lot approaching me and I'm dead tired and don't feel like dealing with some bull right now. And he's doing the thing where he sorta walks in my direction but not really then goes the other way trying to look inconspicuous or some but eventually he approaches me and I'm like what? What do you want? And he's just mumbling and looking at me squirrelly and I'm like i can understand you but i don't have time for this... And he mumbles something about smoke and I'm just like no. Whatever the it is, no. off man I'm way too tired to be held up by some random ing guy trying to get me to buy or sell god knows what... s **ing annoying the people who hang around this motel with nothing to do so they bother me.... I guess that's their job

08-19-2021, 04:58 PM	#24545 (permalink)
rostasi . Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 4,007