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Old 08-17-2021, 01:23 PM   #24531 (permalink)
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What in the hell are you talking about??
It was a joke because the 1st post says "did Jon Bon Jovi make another album and you want to bitch about it, do it here!" I had no idea you were born to follow.
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Old 08-17-2021, 01:42 PM   #24532 (permalink)
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If you ride a bike in the middle of a street like it's a car and force me to miss the green light with your slow ass and then you go ahead and run the red light anyway cause you're on a bike.... You deserve a brain tumor

If your slow ass has a car and I'm behind you doing 20 in 2nd gear about to stall out... I hope a bird ****s on your windshield
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Old 08-17-2021, 02:12 PM   #24533 (permalink)
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It was a joke because the 1st post says "did Jon Bon Jovi make another album and you want to bitch about it, do it here!" I had no idea you were born to follow.
Fair enough, but remember virtually none of us are going to remember a post made in 2006, when dinosaurs roamed the earth. I just wondered where it came from. Yes, I'm a massive Bon Jovi fanboy, anyone here will tell you that. Protracted habitation here has not dulled my love of their music, despite the enmity towards them here from almost everyone.

As to the traffic thing, speaking from the side of They Who Walk, I hate it when a car comes to a red light (not one changing to red, one completely red) and hares through, even though it's quite clear I'm trying to cross. I've nearly been run over several times in those situations (shut up, Batty). Also drivers who, when you're crossing and the lights change to green for them as you do, don't want to allow you the second or two to get to the other side, but hammer down the accelerator and try to run you over. That's happened too. And while we're at it (and I've said this before) what is it that makes cyclists think riding on the road is optional for them, that if they want to they can go on the footpath (sidewalk to you)? Like, if I walked on the road they'd all be yelling at me, and rightly so. But you can be all but run over by a cyclist on the path and he or she will just look at you (if at all) as if you should never have been there.
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Old 08-17-2021, 02:17 PM   #24534 (permalink)
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My first concert was Bon Jovi opening for the Scorpions in the 80's. We waited in the parking lot until the hordes of Aqua-Netted females let out to make our way inside. I felt like a salmon going upstream.
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Old 08-17-2021, 03:06 PM   #24535 (permalink)
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Fair enough, but remember virtually none of us are going to remember a post made in 2006, when dinosaurs roamed the earth. I just wondered where it came from. Yes, I'm a massive Bon Jovi fanboy.
I don't recall saying that anybody was supposed to remember it. That's the same as saying I was specifically referring to you by talking about Bon Jovi, when I had no idea you were the biggest Bon Jovi fan on the site.

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I've nearly been run over several times in those situations (shut up, Batty). Also drivers who, when you're crossing and the lights change to green for them as you do, don't want to allow you the second or two to get to the other side, but hammer down the accelerator and try to run you over.
On this topic, where do I even begin? I always try to get through a crosswalk as fast as I can (unless I'm hopping on the lines), but I've actually had people swerve around me I guess because they thought I was going to be too slow crossing, even though I had barely gotten halfway through.
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Old 08-17-2021, 08:44 PM   #24536 (permalink)
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Yeah I wasn't having a go at you, I was just pointing out that
a) you made the remark about Bon Jovi
b) I asked what you were talking about
c) you referenced the opening post
d) I pointed out that almost nobody looks at the opening post of a thread that has been going for more than fifteen years now
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e) I had no way to know you were making a play on the first post, and thought you had information I was not privy to.

I guess the lesson is, if you're going to reference something make it something recent.

Or don't listen to Bon Jovi, yes, Batty I know...
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Old 08-17-2021, 10:33 PM   #24537 (permalink)
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My first concert was Bon Jovi opening for the Scorpions in the 80's. We waited in the parking lot until the hordes of Aqua-Netted females let out to make our way inside. I felt like a salmon going upstream.
They only go up stream to mate. Are you saying you felt like hooking up with one of those Aqua-Net babes? Did you get to spawn that evening?
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Old 08-18-2021, 03:18 AM   #24538 (permalink)
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hate people who shout things at pedestrians as they drive by

hate when a driver honks at you because you didn't sprint across the crosswalk

hate when drivers don't give a **** that you have the right away and go ahead make a right into the crosswalk

etc...I'm gonna start carrying **** to throw at these guys
sounds like somebody is doing a lot of walking. shouldn't have wrecked your car dummy....
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He owned a car dummy? Was that for the car pool lane?

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Old 08-18-2021, 06:26 AM   #24540 (permalink)
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They only go up stream to mate. Are you saying you felt like hooking up with one of those Aqua-Net babes? Did you get to spawn that evening?
Spawn didn't come out until the 90's, so no.
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