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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility | 26 | 29.89% | |
Sh...Should I? | 31 | 35.63% | |
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10-03-2006, 08:07 PM | #2424 (permalink) |
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My GPA dropped to a 3.2 and in other shcool related bitches there's this rumor circulating about me. I got wind of it today from some freshmen slut. My heart stopped beating for two seconds.
I love my cat but the responsibilities are numerous. I forgot to pay the water bill and rushed to the bank to pay it because of my fair of having to wash my hair in the toilet. And yeah, I fell and scraped my knee rushing. It's either my fault because I wore a skirt or it's my fault cause I should've pid the bill on time anyway
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10-03-2006, 08:10 PM | #2425 (permalink) |
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maybe god is punishing you for your sig, or maybe your lesbian tendancies. either way, he's definitely pissed.
I wouldn't run anywhere for a while.
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10-03-2006, 08:12 PM | #2426 (permalink) | |
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And I'm not a lesbian. I'm a heterosexual female that can appreciate a hot chick when I see one. My only problem is I see them all the time. and I do track and cross country. I have to run
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10-03-2006, 08:15 PM | #2427 (permalink) | ||
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How can you be so sure. Maybe God has made you believe you fell.
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10-03-2006, 08:18 PM | #2428 (permalink) | |||
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10-03-2006, 08:28 PM | #2429 (permalink) |
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not quite. god is asexual. he has no sexual organs and as such is unaffected by sexuality. he sacraficed his bits so as we could play out our own lives, every righteous action and every error of judgement. that includes romps with cuddly woman, and that is punishable by one grazed knee.
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10-03-2006, 08:39 PM | #2430 (permalink) | |
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but since Michael jackson's gender can't be determined. . . . . . and since he sarcificed himself. . . . . I guess that means he gave his life which means he no longer exists. And I live a life of sin. ask some of the other members here. They'll tell ya
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