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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 09-30-2006, 06:02 PM   #2421 (permalink)
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hey, i told you, im not that far south....
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Old 09-30-2006, 07:16 PM   #2422 (permalink)
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My left speaker just blew up...I'm so lost right now
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Old 10-03-2006, 04:26 PM   #2423 (permalink)
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Old 10-03-2006, 08:07 PM   #2424 (permalink)
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My GPA dropped to a 3.2 and in other shcool related bitches there's this rumor circulating about me. I got wind of it today from some freshmen slut. My heart stopped beating for two seconds.

I love my cat but the responsibilities are numerous.

I forgot to pay the water bill and rushed to the bank to pay it because of my fair of having to wash my hair in the toilet. And yeah, I fell and scraped my knee rushing. It's either my fault because I wore a skirt or it's my fault cause I should've pid the bill on time anyway
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Old 10-03-2006, 08:10 PM   #2425 (permalink)
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maybe god is punishing you for your sig, or maybe your lesbian tendancies. either way, he's definitely pissed.

I wouldn't run anywhere for a while.
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Old 10-03-2006, 08:12 PM   #2426 (permalink)
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maybe god is punishing you for your sig, or maybe your lesbian tendancies. either way, he's definitely pissed.
God didn't push me down. I fell down.
And I'm not a lesbian. I'm a heterosexual female that can appreciate a hot chick when I see one. My only problem is I see them all the time.

and I do track and cross country. I have to run
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God didn't push me down. I fell down.
How can you be so sure. Maybe God has made you believe you fell.



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And I'm not a lesbian. I'm a heterosexual female that can appreciate a hot chick when I see one. My only problem is I see them all the time.
me too. they haunt my dreams, the shits.


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remember, God is waiting.
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Old 10-03-2006, 08:18 PM   #2428 (permalink)
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How can you be so sure. Maybe God has made you believe you fell.
Then god really is a man. trying to keep us women down and oppressed.

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me too. they haunt my dreams, the shits.
the girls I dream about are the girls in ym bed.

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remember, God is waiting.
then I guess I should never feel lonely always having a man around
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Then god really is a man. trying to keep us women down and oppressed.
not quite. god is asexual. he has no sexual organs and as such is unaffected by sexuality. he sacraficed his bits so as we could play out our own lives, every righteous action and every error of judgement. that includes romps with cuddly woman, and that is punishable by one grazed knee.
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Old 10-03-2006, 08:39 PM   #2430 (permalink)
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not quite. god is asexual. he has no sexual organs and as such is unaffected by sexuality. he sacraficed his bits so as we could play out our own lives, every righteous action and every error of judgement. that includes romps with cuddly woman, and that is punishable by one grazed knee.
being asexual doesn't mean he doens't have any sex organs.
but since Michael jackson's gender can't be determined. . . . . .

and since he sarcificed himself. . . . . I guess that means he gave his life which means he no longer exists.

And I live a life of sin. ask some of the other members here. They'll tell ya
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