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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility | 26 | 29.89% | |
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03-07-2020, 11:29 PM | #24232 (permalink) | ||
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If he wanted to go harpoon a whale he'd be somewhere in the Sea of Japan instead of stuck aboard the SS Burger King.
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03-08-2020, 01:13 PM | #24233 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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I'll give her a donkey punch but but instead of raping her after I punch her in the back of the head I'll just punch her in the head a few more times.
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05-07-2020, 03:38 PM | #24234 (permalink) |
All day jazz and biscuits
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The amount of phone calls my shop has received about when we're going to reopen is mind boggling. Even when I say "We can't open back up until the state ends its restrictions" which should be F*CKING OBVIOUS, 50% of the time my answer is followed by "Well, when is that going to be?"
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05-07-2020, 03:48 PM | #24236 (permalink) |
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Exo, can you get a job in IT desktop support and start a journal about it?
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05-07-2020, 03:53 PM | #24237 (permalink) | |
All day jazz and biscuits
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Also, you know how my journals go. By the f*cking wayside is where they go. |
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05-07-2020, 04:10 PM | #24238 (permalink) | |||
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And speaking of entertainment and your journals, what happened to the Johnny Mags one?
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05-07-2020, 04:14 PM | #24239 (permalink) | |
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I think I took the fun out of it for him cause he's a pussy.
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05-07-2020, 04:50 PM | #24240 (permalink) | ||
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OH kind of bummed me out with the Steve Albini. I'll admit that. |
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