The Bitch Box

~~jwb~~ · 08-13-2019, 03:12 PM

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OccultHawk · 08-13-2019, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

I have a roundabout outside my work. I often just stay an extra 5 minutes to let the idiot masses figure out how it works because i swear to god i feel my blood pressure rising just thinking about it JUST ****ING GO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY IDIOT DON"T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROUNDABOUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING????????

City planners who think Americans can deal with that are morons. City council actually wanted to put one right near the busiest section of beach here. Thankfully it was voted down. Just because some ******* took a vacation in France doesn’t mean everyone in the city needs to deal with a new traffic conundrum they’ve never seen before.

Ftr, I drove all over Japan from Tokyo to Osaka all the way up to Sapporo so I’ve dealt with new **** but novelty just don’t fly in Dixie.

~~jwb~~ · 08-13-2019, 04:27 PM

We had a roundabout In Florida by my highschool that worked fine... And Florida drivers are notoriously bad

OccultHawk · 08-13-2019, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

Pop quiz.

Four way intersection. Two way stop. You have the stop. You're stopped and a car approaches from the right to make a left. They don't have a stop. They slow down and wave for you to go. What do you do?

I point to the stop sign and will not go. You’re still going to be a fault no matter what the other driver did.

OccultHawk · 08-13-2019, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb

Lol. Customer. Tbh the fact that you would ask that tells me you really shouldn't be stealing.

My brother got hit with a felony for stealing some wine from work at the grocery store. Apparently "theft from employer" is a different category of theft in NC. His dad got him a lawyer and got it dropped. But yeah. Beyond that, your employer knows you better than some random customer. Habitual theft can leave a trail of evidence the workplace that comes back to bite you. Especially if you're stealing the actual product they're selling rather than back end supplies.

Just avoid it tbh. There's not that much to gain from it anyway vs the risks.

I’m going to take your advice. Thanks bro.

OccultHawk · 08-13-2019, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

man the office treats you worse than the DMV too

they know they got you by the balls

They were like that back in my day, too.

~~jwb~~ · 08-13-2019, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I’m going to take your advice. Thanks bro.

no problem

I learned this lesson hard way several times

I'm a slow learner

OccultHawk · 08-13-2019, 04:43 PM

Ive met people who lost their dog when they went to jail.

That’s a deal breaker for life with me.

~~jwb~~ · 08-13-2019, 04:51 PM

Beyond that, jail is excruciatingly boring and dehumanizing

You sleep on what A$AP called a "yoga mat" with a thin blanket while wearing a paper thin jump suit

The guards come in and **** with you routinely for "roll call" so you can't even sleep well.

Then the rest of the day is trading snacks you get (the food is terrible) and gambling on credit.

Lucem Ferre · 08-13-2019, 04:55 PM

And the sex is terrible.

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~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	Beyond that, jail is excruciatingly boring and dehumanizing You sleep on what A$AP called a "yoga mat" with a thin blanket while wearing a paper thin jump suit The guards come in and **** with you routinely for "roll call" so you can't even sleep well. Then the rest of the day is trading snacks you get (the food is terrible) and gambling on credit.