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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 08-13-2019, 01:01 PM   #23921 (permalink)
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That was a throwaway line, lol

You should've retired it a long time ago
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Like I said, you used to be funny.
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Must have been the drugs.
I dare say it's not the lack of "drugs" that makes John Wilkes Both less humorous. I do declare back in John Wilkes Both's day they didn't have potent "drugs" they have today. However what they use to do was mix turpentine to their bootleg liquor. It's the lack of toxic spirits that is making John Wilkes Both less funny.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
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Old 08-13-2019, 01:12 PM   #23922 (permalink)
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There goes that classic wit of neo, showing me how it's done.
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Old 08-13-2019, 01:24 PM   #23923 (permalink)
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He's always tryna one-up me, and he's at a 100% success rate.

Oh, that Ne0.

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Old 08-13-2019, 01:28 PM   #23924 (permalink)
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Protip: every good joke should include the word "turpentine"
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Old 08-13-2019, 01:36 PM   #23925 (permalink)
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The Trinity is based on the number 3
222 x 3 = 666
Do the math.
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Old 08-13-2019, 01:37 PM   #23926 (permalink)
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Knock knock

Come in

turpentine
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Old 08-13-2019, 01:41 PM   #23927 (permalink)
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wow paying for school is such a beuracrautic nightmare

for a reason the office can't even explain to me I qualified for more aid this year, took the same amount of classes

but they all get dropped if I don't pay the college $222
What you do is ask when will you receive the aid. Then write them a post-dated check for $222 with that date. Then tell them they'll get their money, when you get yours.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards
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Old 08-13-2019, 01:53 PM   #23928 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2019, 02:51 PM   #23929 (permalink)
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Lincoln, Lincoln
I've been thinkin'
What the hell have you been drinkin'?
Looks like water
Tastes like wine
Oh my god I think it's turpentine
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-13-2019, 03:11 PM   #23930 (permalink)
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lol @ Batlord
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