The Bitch Box

DwnWthVwls · 08-13-2019, 01:47 PM

You mean sex...

Plankton · 08-13-2019, 01:48 PM

I like sex, and yes I usually mean it.

~~jwb~~ · 08-13-2019, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

*cough*

Did you know that you could tell an ants gender by putting it in water?

If it sinks, it's a girl ant.

If it floats, it's a buoyant.

Spoiler for effect:

Lucem Ferre · 08-13-2019, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Honestly if I were lucem that would piss me off

I mean SLC is culturally 100% completely ****ing irrelevant but after he was talking about the cost of living there I checked and it is really off the charts

It’s absolutely incredible what white people will pay to avoid black people

These little two bed 1 and 1/2 bath houses are like .3 to half a million

and skiing costs so ****ing much the mountains might as well not even be there

and Alan Sparhawk is the only musician worth a **** I can think of from there and he’s a Mormon who went to BYU.

Their beer is bull****. Mormon’s are treated like normal people there instead of the retarded ****s they are. At least here Mormons are still a ****ing inbred joke even if the people who hate them are also morons at least they hate other morons.

Yeah, Utah sucks. You can get good beer in liquor stores but they close at around 7 and are not open at all on Sundays. And we also have a sin tax. A lot of how the state is run seems unconstitutional. Mormons are historically extremely racist which explains why the population is so segregated.

Neapolitan · 08-13-2019, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb

That was a throwaway line, lol

You should've retired it a long time ago

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Originally Posted by Exo

Like I said, you used to be funny.

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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

Must have been the drugs.

I dare say it's not the lack of "drugs" that makes John Wilkes Both less humorous. I do declare back in John Wilkes Both's day they didn't have potent "drugs" they have today. However what they use to do was mix turpentine to their bootleg liquor. It's the lack of toxic spirits that is making John Wilkes Both less funny.

~~jwb~~ · 08-13-2019, 02:12 PM

There goes that classic wit of neo, showing me how it's done.

Plankton · 08-13-2019, 02:24 PM

He's always tryna one-up me, and he's at a 100% success rate.

Oh, that Ne0.

~~jwb~~ · 08-13-2019, 02:28 PM

Protip: every good joke should include the word "turpentine"

~~jwb~~ · 08-13-2019, 02:36 PM

The Trinity is based on the number 3
222 x 3 = 666
Do the math.

Plankton · 08-13-2019, 02:37 PM

Knock knock

Come in

turpentine

View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility	26	29.89%
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08-13-2019, 01:48 PM	#23922 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	I like sex, and yes I usually mean it. __________________ See location...

08-13-2019, 02:24 PM	#23927 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	He's always tryna one-up me, and he's at a 100% success rate. Oh, that Ne0. __________________ See location...

08-13-2019, 02:37 PM	#23930 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Knock knock Come in turpentine __________________ See location...

08-13-2019, 02:12 PM	#23926 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	There goes that classic wit of neo, showing me how it's done.

08-13-2019, 02:28 PM	#23928 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	Protip: every good joke should include the word "turpentine"

08-13-2019, 02:36 PM	#23929 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	The Trinity is based on the number 3 222 x 3 = 666 Do the math.