The Bitch Box

**Exo** · 08-13-2019, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

It's funny to see the contrast of different types of drivers going from rural Illinois to the city of Chicago.

Rural Il: Oh, go ahead you first, I insist.

Chicago: Man shot after refusing to let driver merge on Dan Ryan Expressway

Pop quiz.

Four way intersection. Two way stop. You have the stop. You're stopped and a car approaches from the right to make a left. They don't have a stop. They slow down and wave for you to go. What do you do?

**Frownland** · 08-13-2019, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Rural Il: Oh, go ahead you first, I insist.

Shout out to all of the really nice people who do this when they have the right of way while I'm behind them.

**Frownland** · 08-13-2019, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Exo

Pop quiz.

Four way intersection. Two way stop. You have the stop. You're stopped and a car approaches from the right to make a left. They don't have a stop. They slow down and wave for you to go. What do you do?

Throw your beer at them and shout "go!"

WWWP · 08-13-2019, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Exo

Pop quiz.

Four way intersection. Two way stop. You have the stop. You're stopped and a car approaches from the right to make a left. They don't have a stop. They slow down and wave for you to go. What do you do?

this example is making me so angry

Plankton · 08-13-2019, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Exo

Pop quiz.

Four way intersection. Two way stop. You have the stop. You're stopped and a car approaches from the right to make a left. They don't have a stop. They slow down and wave for you to go. What do you do?

Middle finger up, stare glare on as I gun it.

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Shout out to all of the really nice people who do this when they have the right of way while I'm behind them.

Control freaks suck.

**Exo** · 08-13-2019, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

this example is making me so angry

I flat out refuse to go. I've had many people get upset with me. They have no idea how confusing them being "nice" makes it for everybody else. Just follow the f*cking rules.

Same with yields. Just follows the rules.

**Frownland** · 08-13-2019, 11:09 AM

When I was a kid, my friend's mom got in a car crash in a 4 way intersection because she thought that stop signs meant stop, wait ten seconds, then go without looking. Now that's real driving.

DwnWthVwls · 08-13-2019, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Exo

I flat out refuse to go. I've had many people get upset with me. They have no idea how confusing them being "nice" makes it for everybody else. Just follow the f*cking rules.

Same with yields. Just follows the rules.

This annoys me as much as people who refuse to drive normal size vehicles so they drive around directing traffic everywhere they ****ing go. Yes idiots in lifted pickups and or dual back tires im talking to you.

~~jwb~~ · 08-13-2019, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Do you think it’s easier to get away with theft as a customer or an employee?

Lol. Customer. Tbh the fact that you would ask that tells me you really shouldn't be stealing.

My brother got hit with a felony for stealing some wine from work at the grocery store. Apparently "theft from employer" is a different category of theft in NC. His dad got him a lawyer and got it dropped. But yeah. Beyond that, your employer knows you better than some random customer. Habitual theft can leave a trail of evidence the workplace that comes back to bite you. Especially if you're stealing the actual product they're selling rather than back end supplies.

Just avoid it tbh. There's not that much to gain from it anyway vs the risks.

Plankton · 08-13-2019, 01:34 PM

*cough*

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Originally Posted by Exo

Careful. I maybe have to retire you from my signature.

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Originally Posted by jwb

That was a throwaway line, lol

You should've retired it a long time ago

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Originally Posted by Exo

Like I said, you used to be funny.

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Originally Posted by jwb

If you have the ants line in mind then your sense of humor is just too innocent for me

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Originally Posted by Exo

I like clever things.

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Originally Posted by jwb

Name one clever thing I said besides the stupid ants line

Did you know that you could tell an ants gender by putting it in water?

If it sinks, it's a girl ant.

If it floats, it's a buoyant.

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	When I was a kid, my friend's mom got in a car crash in a 4 way intersection because she thought that stop signs meant stop, wait ten seconds, then go without looking. Now that's real driving. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x