The Bitch Box - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge
The Bitch Box The Bitch Box
Register Blogging Today's Posts
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
Voters: 87. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
Page 2383 of 2493 « First 1383188322832333237323812382 2383 23842385239324332483 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-28-2019, 04:08 PM   #23821 (permalink)
jwb
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jul 2019
Posts: 4,403
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle View Post
she asked for my story, it's easier than lying about having a job and a pad when I just hella actually don't
Everyone lies a bit at first bro. Get your foot in the door and get them a bit emotionally invested before you lay out the baggage. Don't outright lie but lie by omission and give vague answers. Then when she starts to feel you then you break out with the "alright look I gotta tell you something"

What is your actual situation in terms of homeless. Like where do you stay, any sources of income etc.
Last edited by jwb; 07-28-2019 at 04:16 PM.
jwb is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2019, 04:17 PM   #23822 (permalink)
Prepare 4 the Fight Scene
 
Mondo Bungle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 7,675
Default
she didn't even know that before sitting down right next to me, on the ground no less, absurdly close, but it almost seemed like she thought it made me even more powerful

as for the music well it's kinda awkward talking about that to anyone new, being like "yeah I got 600 albums"
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oriphiel View Post
Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

DAMN IT MONDO
Mondo Bungle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2019, 04:19 PM   #23823 (permalink)
jwb
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jul 2019
Posts: 4,403
Default
The music angle is the answer tbh. You're a starving artist.
jwb is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2019, 04:23 PM   #23824 (permalink)
the bantering battleaxe
 
Marie Monday's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Cute Post Malone's mom
Posts: 3,394
Default
^this is true
__________________

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart View Post
You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.
Quote:
Originally Posted by WWWP View Post
I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
Marie Monday is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2019, 04:27 PM   #23825 (permalink)
Prepare 4 the Fight Scene
 
Mondo Bungle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 7,675
Default
that's what my sign says when I'm peddling my wares downtown
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oriphiel View Post
Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

DAMN IT MONDO
Mondo Bungle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2019, 04:41 PM   #23826 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
"starving artist in need of carpet"
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2019, 04:50 PM   #23827 (permalink)
Prepare 4 the Fight Scene
 
Mondo Bungle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 7,675
Default
the prospect of sex mortifies me tbh

I can hardly look people in the eye
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oriphiel View Post
Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

DAMN IT MONDO
Mondo Bungle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2019, 04:54 PM   #23828 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
That's what the light switch is for. That sounds pithy but when you can't see the person it takes a lot of the social human element out and makes it more about the actual thing you're both there to do.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2019, 04:58 PM   #23829 (permalink)
one-balled nipple jockey
 
OccultHawk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
Posts: 22,006
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle View Post
the prospect of sex mortifies me tbh

I can hardly look people in the eye
Ain’t nothing to it but to do it.
__________________

2016 2017 2018 2019 2020

Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion

Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND:

https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html
OccultHawk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2019, 05:00 PM   #23830 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by OccultHawk View Post
Ain’t nothing to it but to do it.
Yeah that's a ****ing worthless statement, **** off. Even what I said is actually true. Turn off the lights and a lot of the social cues and reciprocity don't mean what they mean with the lights on.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 2383 of 2493 « First 1383188322832333237323812382 2383 23842385239324332483 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads


Terms & Privacy - Contact Us - Music Banter - Archive - Top

© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.