The Bitch Box

**Exo** · 03-26-2019, 04:46 PM

Just had to explain to a very pissed off lady that we are not the type of store that will get whatever you ask us to get. She thinks we're a Barnes and Noble. No concept of second hand store. The DVDs she wants, we sell for $1-$3 when we get them organically. Ordering them would cost her $5-$15. I told her that I can't drive around the state to garage sales and thrifts stores to find the copies of Twilight that she wants. I told her we try our best to remember what people want and that it's never a guarantee but she just wouldn't understand. Finally I asked her if she would go into a Goodwill and ask them to get stuff for her. She said no. I said that it's basically the same concept and she just got fed up and left in a huff.

You can't please people. People are stupid and now I'm mentally exhausted.

Oriphiel · 03-26-2019, 04:48 PM

She just wanted you to finally notice her

The Batlord · 03-26-2019, 04:48 PM

Did she literally walk into a used record store to get a bargain on Twilight?

Oriphiel · 03-26-2019, 04:50 PM

Maybe "used Twilight DVD" is new age code for analingus

**Exo** · 03-26-2019, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

Did she literally walk into a used record store to get a bargain on Twilight?

Pretty much. The worst part is that she gave us a "list" two months ago and was mad we didn't call her back. Bitch, I'm not your personal sh*tty movie shopping assistant. There are two of us who work here. We're busy every damn day. F*ck off.

The Batlord · 03-26-2019, 04:55 PM

You should tell her you have contact info for someone who can help her. Then write "www.amazon.com" on a piece of paper, fold it, fold it again, and give it to her.

DwnWthVwls · 03-26-2019, 04:59 PM

I only had to deal with those kinds of people during the summer when they all migrate to the jersey shore. Stop giving Ori ammo, thanks.

Oriphiel · 03-28-2019, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Stop giving Ori ammo, thanks.

OccultHawk · 03-28-2019, 07:22 AM

I had a customer complain she couldn’t get my dick in her mouth because it’s so big and she had paid me $1000 to suck my dick. I charged her an extra two grand for talking and another grand after that for apologizing. She’s at the clinic right having her mandible removed.

**Exo** · 03-28-2019, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I had a customer complain she couldn’t get my dick in her mouth because it’s so big and she had paid me $1000 to suck my dick. I charged her an extra two grand for talking and another grand after that for apologizing. She’s at the clinic right having her mandible removed.

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03-26-2019, 04:46 PM	#23611 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	Just had to explain to a very pissed off lady that we are not the type of store that will get whatever you ask us to get. She thinks we're a Barnes and Noble. No concept of second hand store. The DVDs she wants, we sell for $1-$3 when we get them organically. Ordering them would cost her $5-$15. I told her that I can't drive around the state to garage sales and thrifts stores to find the copies of Twilight that she wants. I told her we try our best to remember what people want and that it's never a guarantee but she just wouldn't understand. Finally I asked her if she would go into a Goodwill and ask them to get stuff for her. She said no. I said that it's basically the same concept and she just got fed up and left in a huff. You can't please people. People are stupid and now I'm mentally exhausted. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

03-26-2019, 04:48 PM	#23612 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	She just wanted you to finally notice her __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

03-26-2019, 04:50 PM	#23614 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Maybe "used Twilight DVD" is new age code for analingus __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

03-28-2019, 07:22 AM	#23619 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I had a customer complain she couldn’t get my dick in her mouth because it’s so big and she had paid me $1000 to suck my dick. I charged her an extra two grand for talking and another grand after that for apologizing. She’s at the clinic right having her mandible removed. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html