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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility | 26 | 29.89% | |
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03-18-2019, 06:34 PM | #23531 (permalink) |
county fair energy
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We have a mfing janitor on retainer, I see him cleaning the bathrooms every single morning like seriously 1) you can't be a normal person and just use the protective sheets provided? and 2) you're really going to leave your **** all over three different toilets like 2a: no one else is going to need to use them and 2b: dude isnt going to have to literally clean your **** up? Like what the fuuuuuuuuuuck **** you!
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03-18-2019, 07:19 PM | #23532 (permalink) | |
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And with male pride I point out that this is far more of an issue with women's bathrooms.
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03-19-2019, 11:04 AM | #23535 (permalink) | |
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Well 1 is pee and 2 is poop.
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03-24-2019, 09:02 AM | #23536 (permalink) |
...here to hear...
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Dontcha just hate it when people feminize ships? "Her rudder needs fixing but she runs well before a storm." For some reason I find that kind of coy nautical chumminess quite nauseasting.
Contrariwise, I really like this lyric from a traditional sea shanty that describes a woman as if she were a boat: Oh Sally, she's a pretty little craft
Got sharp to the fore and a rounded aft
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03-24-2019, 11:52 AM | #23537 (permalink) | |
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If something is nauseating then isn't it nauseous?
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03-24-2019, 12:19 PM | #23538 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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That’s a petty concern.
New topic I hate being tired I’m always tired
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03-24-2019, 12:42 PM | #23539 (permalink) | |
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Then stop sleeping in the middle of the road.
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