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Old 03-08-2019, 01:30 PM   #23521 (permalink)
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It's horrible, I did one lately and I'm not very good with computers so one of the interviewers needed to explain to me how to turn on the camera, really like 'in the bottom right corner of your screen you'll find a camera icon', super awkward
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Old 03-08-2019, 01:44 PM   #23522 (permalink)
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An interview where you don't have to wear pants sounds like a good thing.
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Old 03-08-2019, 01:46 PM   #23523 (permalink)
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If you know how skype cameras work and aren't awkward it might be
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Old 03-08-2019, 02:07 PM   #23524 (permalink)
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just awkward recording yourself I can't stand to see myself on film or hear my own voice I don't know how anyone can
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Old 03-14-2019, 07:18 PM   #23525 (permalink)
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Got some new shoes that fit me weird and the balls of my feet have blisters now.

Tl;dr my balls have blisters
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Old 03-14-2019, 08:56 PM   #23526 (permalink)
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Old 03-14-2019, 09:06 PM   #23527 (permalink)
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Old 03-14-2019, 10:53 PM   #23528 (permalink)
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Old 03-18-2019, 06:00 PM   #23529 (permalink)
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Someone in my work building keeps taking hover sh*ts in the women's bathroom and usually they at least have the decency to keep it to one stall but today that tagged all three and it's just like, wtf????????
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Old 03-18-2019, 06:07 PM   #23530 (permalink)
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Hover pissers/shitters are ****ing idiots. Grow a sack and wipe the seat off if you don't like the look of it. It's your ass. It's already unsanitary.
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