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Old 12-18-2018, 07:15 PM   #23471 (permalink)
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How the **** does a person pull a groin muscle just using their knee to steer a vehicle. Holy **** this hurts.
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Old 12-18-2018, 07:19 PM   #23472 (permalink)
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Exercise more. Especially the groin muscle.
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Old 12-18-2018, 07:20 PM   #23473 (permalink)
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I pulled a groin muscle once. Felt so good I pulled it again.
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Old 12-18-2018, 07:21 PM   #23474 (permalink)
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Legend says he's still pulling it to this day.
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Old 12-18-2018, 07:25 PM   #23475 (permalink)
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How the **** does a person pull a groin muscle just using their knee to steer a vehicle. Holy **** this hurts.
If you pull it too much, you'll go blind.
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Old 12-18-2018, 08:15 PM   #23476 (permalink)
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**** getting old.
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Old 12-19-2018, 01:57 PM   #23477 (permalink)
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How the **** does a person pull a groin muscle just using their knee to steer a vehicle. Holy **** this hurts.
Don't feel bad, I recently got a hernia for no apparent reason at all.
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Old 12-19-2018, 02:11 PM   #23478 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2018, 03:22 PM   #23479 (permalink)
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Don't feel bad, I recently got a hernia for no apparent reason at all.
That's cheap. I heard no apparent reason at alls were going for loss of hearing, and an erectile disfunction.

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Old 02-05-2019, 04:06 PM   #23480 (permalink)
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I used to get pissed off at Barnes and Noble when I worked there because people would throw snark at us about how they can get books cheaper on Amazon. It used to really piss me off.

This shop produces worse people. At least with B&N you're talking a few bucks difference in price. I just had a 30 year old man who pulled up in a nice BMW put three paperbacks on the counter that totaled $10. These are books that are still very popular today and B&N sells them for like $16.99 EACH.

Dude has the f*cking nerve to ask me if he can get them all for $5. I said no. I'd like to stay in business and this c*nt goes "Well if you can't work with your customers, you're not going to be in business very long."

Nah dude, more like if raging chodes like you keep trying to f*ck over used bookstores, I won't be in business very long. Go f*ck yourself. I told him I'm already selling them dirt cheap so there's no reason they should be any cheaper and the guy told me he can find them at garage sales for 25 cents. I almost jumped the f*cking counter.

Ugghhhh. At least with big box stores I can see a small sliver of a point about price matching but holy sh*t some people that walk into this shop piss me right the f*ck off.
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