Mord claims to be richer than Chula. Ask him for a little chedda cheeze.

buy my albums and tapes

I got two boxes full of em and patches and feathers

why tf does my bf get called for jury duty 3x a year when i have never once been summoned


dont they know i would be the *ideal* juror

It's because men are more logical.

Maybe he's having an affair . . . with LADY JUSTICE!

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If I ever get called for jury duty Imma wait for the sheriff to show up and be like, bruh I haven't checked my mail in three months. Won't be a lie.

You know now that I think about it being on a jury would be like the worst group project

I would try to get the person out of going to jail unless they did something absolutely heinous like being a Genesis fan.

Theresa May: a national and international embarrassment